Katharine Albritton

History nerd. Science geek. Baker of cookies. Sportsball fan. she/her/hers

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

@hammitt Also, if you swipe up on a pic you take, there’s an Apple tool for identifying plants now.

[Margaret H. Willison @MrsFridayNext]

expecting me to be able to read television characters’s texts is both classist (I CAN ONLY AFFORD A TV SO BIG) AND ageist (MY EYES GET WEAKER EVERY DAY).

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

@MrsFridayNext I am constantly asking my SO what they said…even when I do have my glasses on. One of the few things Moffat got right in Sherlock was the texts popping up in the ether.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

god i love me. i’m so smart and hot. really wishing me the best in life.

[Kim Bellware @bellwak]

I found it. The best apple variety in the orchard.

[Rebecca Rivas @Rebeccarivas]

The judges section for St. Louis city voters is lengthy. Here's some background on who's on the ballot. Please reply with any research you've done on the judges, or notable cases/rulings they've been involved in. I'm going to add some to this thread. https://t.co/XER3FpXkbK

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

@mostlyinane Lookit your little murder kitten stare!

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

STEVEN!

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

@_sashayed I hate that I feel this deep within my soul.

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

This is everything I care about in life

[riley rethal @rileyrethal]

all i can do now is make history of cheese-making memes

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

@mostlyinane I am so proud! Can I also get the bingo card?

[Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites]

Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread

Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn’t overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled.

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

@mostlyinane And this is why I miss watching movies with you!

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

@danacmueller Oh, hon! Hugs and good thoughts!

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

“YOU DRESS LIKE BILL BELICHICK DON’T TALK TO ME!” is still the best Ransom-about-Holster quote. #checkpleaselastslice

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

Lately, it’s hard to make me laugh out loud. But I’m sitting here, scrolling through the @omgcheckplease Chirp Book, full-on belly laughing with tears streaming down my face. Thanks, @ngoziu for creating an amazing cast of characters I fell in love with. #checkpleaselastslice

[Katharine Albritton @centsmonday]

I’m screaming

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Men are having a hard time social distancing because they’ve lied so much about their height they don’t actually know what 6 feet looks like.

[Jasmin Mandi-Ghomi @JasMandiGhomi]

Shoutout to the guy wandering about in the background of the BBC news interview right now in a full plague doctor outfit