Matthew Keaton

[Matthew Keaton @Centurion5545]

@thelilpanda why have you reset the servers? They still had 20 days left?!?

[Matthew Keaton @Centurion5545]

@nbcwashington Any chance we could actually get a news report where the islands of Hawaii are mentioned by name? Hint: Big island=Hawai'i

[John Piper @JohnPiper]

“If you’re reluctant to weep, you won’t live a full and complete life.” Ray Bradbury

[Jeremy 🎮 @JustOkJeremy]

"Aquaman is responsible for Sharknado." @obadiahradiou @radioujared

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

You give an arm and two legs to raise your children right and how do they repay you?

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“How monotonously alike all the great tyrants and conquerors have been; how gloriously different are the saints.” ~ #CSLewis

[Michael Tavani @michaeltavani]

My odometer is a palindrome!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility http://t.co/2blIwn8Cnc #OurAnnualYear

[Matthew Keaton @Centurion5545]

If your going to jaywalk, at least jaywalk quickly. #washdctouristissues

[Matthew Keaton @Centurion5545]

@BakhtinJali @bkeaton2012 we're digging house number 2 :-P #housesearch2013

[Matthew Keaton @Centurion5545]

My slug driver this morning looks like @jimgroom 's cousin in a Jeep.

[Ashley Peterson @Peterso5589]

Sometimes I say things like "Wow, it's windy! There's a storm a brewin'" Then I get confused because I don't recall turning into an old man

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

If you think you've got bad parents because you didn't get what you wanted, at least YOUR dad didn't blow up your planet.

[Matthew Keaton @Centurion5545]

@KatieKeaton #torture it is good to be out on my own :-)

[Matthew Keaton @Centurion5545]

@Centurion5545: @BakhtinJali @davidrodeck read and finished chapter 4. Things are picking up. :-) #secretagent #15min

[Matthew Keaton @Centurion5545]

@KatieKeaton wow #homewardbound

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

'Being in love' first moved them to promise fidelity: a quieter love enables them to keep the promise. C. S. Lewis

[Kevin DeYoung @RevKevDeYoung]

What Is Hypocrisy? http://t.co/bvwQgUHE

[Matthew Keaton @Centurion5545]

@RyanDavis1983 boo that. I hope the tips get better man