Christine O'Brien

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

I can’t believe staying home to have alone time on a Saturday night is my idea of perfection

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i would let him spit in my food

[trash jones @jzux]

sorry i can’t come out tonight the sun’s setting at 5

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

Leisurely walkers just aren’t for me

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

David Beckham is still that bitch

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

It almost surprises me when I get out of my car without a door ding

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

Passions include: soup szn

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

My friends ridiculed me for talking Costco too much so… I think this is rock bottom

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I love all of these women intentionally triggering their husbands and boyfriends by saying that no one knew who Travis Kelce was until he started dating Taylor Swift.

It’s so funny how annoyed they get.

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

@BravoAndBlaze @brettmccaw oh boy

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

@Rcarbah Don’t talk like a douche about your sweet new baby

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

“My heart is full” has to be top 3 most annoying ways to describe happiness. Right next to “blessed”

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

I can’t believe I still cry when I watch Titanic. THERE WAS ENOUGH ROOM FUCK

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

Buying my mom an Apple Watch was a rookie mistake

[zeph @zxzxzeph]

Me thinking I’m super approachable then realizing I always look like this

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

I’ll be telling everyone who will listen to me to watch the John Milaney Netflix special asap. RUN

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

I wish Catholics would give up homophobia instead of chocolate for lent

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

A real conversation between midwesterners:

“Ope, scuse me”

“Oh sorry about that”

“Nope my bad, you’re fine no worries”

[Christine O'Brien @ceo1989]

“My heart is full” is such an annoying phrase