Stephen Elop

Life is a parody, so is this account.

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@Reindeerpiss I assumed that we could have stopped Apple and Google with our patent portfolio, but somehow the IPR department screwed it up.

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I'm very grateful for the opportunity to bring my platform expertise to the aviation industry. https://t.co/8OItoDOMwS #advacingtheforwardmomentum

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@Reindeerpiss It was already burning, when I joined the party.

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@Krishna4060 I have no such memory. It's still breathing.

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@chrisnotton We prefer the golden parachute in this industry.

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@sirspudd Singularity can't be reached without disruptive actions.

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@squerne I've done quite a few things that have not been wise.

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Me and Satya on our way to bury the last ever manufactured Windows Phone. He wouldn't touch it.

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@fer_ferto That's rude to say about Satya.

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@rm_you I'm not sure how attending somebody's funeral helps in keeping distance to the deceased.

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@s182kuma Which leader you refer to?

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I'm eternally grateful to Risto for his kind words in his tremendous book! Still wondering what Jorma actually did to him to earn all that throwing under the bus.

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@TanrryRay It's ok to admire dead things. I don't judge you.

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I'm getting bored here down under, but fortunately I found my twitter credentials. Things are slower than I anticipated. My impact has been only 30% so far.

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I can’t imagine what you must be feeling right now, but I want you to know that I'm just a phone call away. My heartfelt condolences.

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The way I see it, Australia is a really big platform. #bushfire

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I am excited to be joining the team at a particularly unique moment of opportunity for Telstra. (I make any moment particularly unique)

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Hello! Couldn't have said it better myself. Actually, I did write it myself. https://t.co/lx9vryuQaB

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They claim that Alcatel's Michel Combes got half of my severance package. Not true. I still have mine.

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Nokia is trying to hide lay-offs. It's only announcing them in Finnish: http://t.co/1AuOw8UBzO