lost_and_disembodied

an ever tumbling and excruciatingly hot drier machine of my self loathing and insecurities. this is for me. just me. it’s my private diary open to the world.

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happy birthday @reneerapp!!! since literally no one is wishing it to me, i’m gonna say it to you and stream your sad girl music to make myself better (like actually lol)

i hope justin bieber slays at the club, im streaming 23 in my childhood bedroom lol

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also the coffee tastes like water, but idk maybe i’m not used to like actual non starbucks coffee. i’ve also stopped drinking it since it’s a diarrhetic.

2 min later: now i’m finally in here omg but i hope no one touches my stuff

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i’m at the coffee shop and i have to shit so bad like i think im fucking leaking wtf lady hurry up in there

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day update:

fuck my entire fucking life my solitude has fucking ended fuckity fuck fuck fuck

literally four seconds after i decided i was going to eat too like yael came back literally when i decided to get up when i’ve been laying in bed literally all day

THE SHEER LUCK 🤬

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“wow, how funny it is that i’m ugly face crying screaming rn at a wlw book, and all these girls wanna do is show their scruffy bfs colleen hoover😂”

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dude i’m reading the bonus chapter of one last stop in indigo right—it’s fucking amazing, they proposed😭😭😭—and all these girls and their bfs are passing by me and i thought:

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@mxmtoon lol love the “girl after guy” lyric change 💅🏼#plumblossomrevisted

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The Rules and Regulations for Mediating Myths & Magic
pavel is awesome, bridger’s crisis was a little over the top/reasons were oversimplified, i loved the unicorn, and i wish i had my own pixie companions lol

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awkward. 🤭

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what a simp pt. 3??

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okay now that’s kind of pretty and sweet

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simp

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criers war: ayla, in emotional distress, found herself at criers doorstep. crier saw that she was exhausted and offered to let her sleep in her bed. mind you, this is immediately after crier overheard an automae and a human doing the nasty.

end result: crier, what a simp😂

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two wrongs make a right

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this is why they hate us memorable excerpts

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this is not salt to the wound, just a bitch i wish i could slap

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book things that added salt to the wound:

#twowrongsmakearight