Hey, @natebargatze If you're looking for a new bit, try this one...
Guy buys front row seats to a comedian's show in #DC as a Christmas present for his wife. Guy rushes home because DC traffic sucks. Wife reminds guy that he knew this and obviously did not plan accordingly... again. Guy and wife show up late for date night dinner reservations. (because of... you guessed it, DC traffic). Guy hurries his wife to eat quickly so they're not late to the show. Guy gets reminded 22 times about DC traffic at the 22 minute date night dinner. Guy takes wife to enter the arena... Guy then realizes that the tickets he bought were for the night before... Guy and wife have very quiet ride back to house in DC traffic. Guy sleeps in the literal dog house with 10 week old puppy that decides to poop on him...
What do you think?
All yours...
Iran Attack PSA: You're about to be bombarded with Democrat members of congress and the media calling the attack on Iran "illegal" and "unconstitutional," while claiming the president is required to obtain the approval of congress prior to launching military attacks on foreign targets.
These people will be collectively engaging in a lie by omission, as they are all aware that the War Powers Resolution allows for presidents to authorize attacks without pre-approval or notification of congress, with a requirement to brief congress within 48 hours and obtain their official authorization to continue attacks beyond 60 days.
They will all assume we are as ignorant of the truth as they are pretending to be.
Feel free to copy this attachment and send it to anyone spouting the "illegal, unconstitutional" nonsense.
RIP A1 - I'm writing this in the middle of my first @SouthwestAir flight with assigned seating.
I don’t know if I’m more disappointed or just officially old… but I think I'm genuinely bummed that Southwest Airlines has gotten rid of open seating and move to assigned seats.
YES, I used to love getting #A1. It was a small but meaningful badge of honor... The first human walking down the jetway, casually telling the flight attendants, “General boarding.” (unless you were flying to anywhere in Florida, where you would have 11,000 pre-boarders and wheelchairlees.)
It was still a chaotic boarding experience, but in time, I guess assigned seating might make things “simpler”.
But something about open seating felt uniquely human. You earned your spot, you picked your seat, and for a brief moment… You won.
#RIPA1
This survivor of the Maduro regime should be required viewing for every American and it should be played on every news station in America before anyone forms an opinion about the Venezuela op.
@Forbes estimates ~900 U.S. billionaires. @WSJ says it’s closer to 1,100. Either way, that’s roughly 0.0003% of the country — about 3 out of every 1,000,000 people.
So instead of yelling into the void on @X about the wealthiest fraction of a fraction of a percent…
How about fixing regulations that strangle small businesses, tax policies that punish risk-takers, and barriers that make it harder for entrepreneurs to create jobs?
@BernieSanders, if you really care about inequality, empower the other 99.99967% (333 million) Americans to build, grow, and rise, rather than demonizing the tiny group that is actually creating industries, jobs, technologies, and opportunity.
Real leaders don’t cling to power and spin failures. If you’ve failed the public, staying in office isn’t strength — it’s a lack of integrity. Step aside @Tim_Walz. You're not going to be able to talk your way out of the financial, cultural, and political damage you have inflicted on the people of #Minnesota and the #US as a whole.
🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable
We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.
Yeah, wont be buying @GM ever again. Another subscription... held hostage in a car over navigation and music??? You are seriously going to try to change the behavior millions of people who love their apps? #Idiotic#gm
Why don't you focus on making a better product? Good luck with that!
#android
#apple
#carplay