mantis toboggan, MD

i sling drinks and sometimes im funny *drops mic*

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

how crazy am i do you ask? ive already bought my wedding shoes because they’re the perfect height for shane and we are not engaged yet lol

plot twist shane knows i did this and he’s very supportive of this kind of crazy and he thinks they’re beautiful😇

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

Please don’t do this dumb shit ever again we just want to play not watch a stupid cut scene

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

Yuki’s Revenge comes to life in Fortnite today at 2pm ET!

Battle Royale, Zero Build, Save the World, and Ballistic will be disabled for 30 minutes ahead of the Yuki's Revenge premiere. After the premiere, these modes will come back online.

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

Yuki’s Revenge comes to life in Fortnite today at 2pm ET!

Battle Royale, Zero Build, Save the World, and Ballistic will be disabled for 30 minutes ahead of the Yuki's Revenge premiere. After the premiere, these modes will come back online.

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

Yes Dave, going on my 9th season working in OOB I can confirm we are overrun with French Canadians. We also have some pizza for you to rate down there too 🍕

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I like Canada but the threat of boycotting Old Orchard Beach is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

update: i did not get married in these shoes but i DID wear them to @diolo at my bach in vegas and absolutely sliced my feet up hunny !

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

how crazy am i do you ask? ive already bought my wedding shoes because they’re the perfect height for shane and we are not engaged yet lol

plot twist shane knows i did this and he’s very supportive of this kind of crazy and he thinks they’re beautiful😇

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

Can we run it back to twitter now

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

Begginnggggg @luigiedm7 to id this track for me 😭

may 31, 2024
@diplo played a remix of I like the way you kiss me by Artemas and it’s haunting me

Love u brother 🙏🏻

Also diplo is my dad!!

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

hello @TheChainsmokers it’s me again we will see you at xs on june 1 we can’t wait xo

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

i solely came back to this app to tell @TheChainsmokers everyday that i am coming from ME to Vegas for my bach *entirely* to see them on 06/01 in hopes that they notice me hehe

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

remember when twitter was just an egg

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

my parents have been happily married for 30 years + from what I’ve gathered, they owe it to:

1) having separate bathrooms
2) being each other’s biggest fans
3) when my mom was sad that my dad wasn’t typing “ok” with a heart emoji he started adding them

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

literally the fact that they even think a woman would masturbate with a dirty PEN tells me everything id need to know about whoever wrote this 😂☠️🤡

[Rebeca Contradicciones 😐 @RebecaContrad]

@ax_angelo And it's so funny that men really believe that most of women love to introduce stuff in their vagina for masturbating, it only proves that men know nothing about women's pleasure, and I mean, there's nothing wrong with not knowing, the problem comes when they pretend they do.

[Rebeca Contradicciones 😐 @RebecaContrad]

@ax_angelo Just reading this line "I'm gonna put it inside me tonight" you can realize that all that stuff is not something a woman would say, it is just what men imagine women say basically because men never listen women, they just want them to fit in their fake perception of the world.+

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

i am literally cryin in tha club 😭😭

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

ok that’s enough from me for another six business months goodbye

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

i love amanda cookes boobs

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

i definitely DO NOT remember changing my handle to mantis toboggan md hahahaha what 😂😂 this must have happened before i quit the jazz cabbage or when I was crazy gorl drinking wine every night lol

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

i love hair extensions

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

i love lululemon

[mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs]

well considering my wedding (that i’m still not engaged for) is in like a year i should prob figure out how to convince @TheChainsmokers to show up and full send to maine 🧐