Homunculus Jones

Amygdala destroyed

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Chicken Joe from Surf’s Up has had a profound effect on me.

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These carts have me racing against luigi and others

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Rural Chinese restaurant SHOCKED as half drunk bogan orders lemon chicken in FLUENT Cantonese 👇👇⁉️

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Top 3 inventions throughout history ranked:
1. Apricot delights
2. Pringles sour cream
3. The wheel (Lime scooter)

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I’d love NYC because I love rats

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Me on the other side of the peep hole as the uber eats guy drops my medium quarter pounder meal on the doorstep at 1am

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When I was a kid I used to download my favourite ads from YouTube and watch them on my iPod classic on the school bus. My uncle used to call me gay

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The wire season 1 has some
Of the hardest fits ever conceived by mankind

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What kind of dickhead invented wind chimes

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Daddy wants some jerky

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I must be a dickhead
The way she blow my mind

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Type of shit I’m on

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@tomatoma_v Do not go

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HEEELPP!! HEELLPPP MEE!! As Im addicted to karaage chicen

[Homunculus Jones @ceoofmelbourne]

The closer I get to 30 the stronger my interest in hoka shoes becomes

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If only you could see me now, you goofy whore…