GEESE 🪿

Nowhere is safe anymore

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[Muckraker @Muckraker1611]

How White niggas move down the isles at the grocery store when there's no tortas standing around and talking

[Australia Rajakovic 🇦🇺 @DRajakovic_muse]

Mike brown: “over here you called it a foul but over there you called it a travel”

Ref: “ah shit you right”

💀💀💀💀💀

[thunderba11r @thunderba11r]

The Albinaurics right before I farm their entire civilization for runes

[GEESE 🪿 @CEOOHK]

The high IQ technocrat right wing you ordered sir

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

You’re standing in a long line at the deli. A guy walks in behind you, shifts to your left to walk next to the line and slides in front of the guy several people ahead of you. An urban planner reminds you that really is the most efficient way of managing a line.

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

25 years ago PRIDE would have had this guy debut against prime Fedor. They'd make a 5 minute video package questioning if Fedor could submit "The man with no neck."

he'd lose in 12 seconds and then immediately end up in commercials for a Japanese turtleneck company.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇨🇳🇺🇸 Young Xi Jinping in Iowa.

[Ethan Teicher @ethanteicher]

The Waymo Driver's perception of the person getting out of the vehicle and running away is sending me

[♠️ @Blitp10]

غداء خفيف مع بنت اخوي

[GEESE 🪿 @CEOOHK]

@boobycannavale @BigGuyLittleTie @CapeOfBees13 @ltsftbs_ @PotatoMcWhiskey So much hate in your heart… open it up to love instead ❤️

[エボサイ（EvoPsy） @selfcomestomine]

イヌの進化環境には「ガラス」という透過物は存在しなかった。だから窓越しに水をかけられると、本気で自分に向かってくる脅威として反応してしまう。バカすぎwと人は笑う。

でもヒトの進化環境に���「画面」は存在しなかった。目の前にいない異性が笑いかけ、求愛してくる装置なんて無かった。だから「は♡私に笑いかけてきてくれる」と女子が推し活にハマったり、男子は「ハ♡俺に向かってこの女肌を見せてくるぞ」と興奮して体液を溢してしまう。同じことをやってるんだよな。

他種を笑える立場じゃない。

[GEESE 🪿 @CEOOHK]

@wheresurhusband @saxon__society @Joe_U_Fit @mahasr199 I make 500 and I’m 31, anything less than that is middle class, possibly lower depending on location.

[AFV Recognition @AFVRec_]

Chinese ZBD-04A IFV on a demonstration exercise accidentally discharges a smoke grenade into a mound full of observers, likely officers and politicians.

[NBA 2K26 News&Intel @2KIntel]

Charleston White said LeBrons 5th Ring wasn’t valid and got jumped by laker fans 😭

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(sending to crush) Not that intense, the good guys way outnumber the bad guys Lol

(sending to guy I knew in 2nd grade) This was us in 2nd grade

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

A shocking amount of rhetoric from highly educated leftists can be defeated by a functionally retarded man stumbling into the room and asking “even Palestine? Even George Floyd??”

[Tweets from Diamond Bill 🍔🍟🍩☕ @billintheburbs]

#diedsuddenly

[sam @sam_d_1995]

incredible things are happening on the Marriott subreddit