Mr. Beluga

Aquí hablo solo, todo es coto

[fresh @fauxfresh]

i’m due for an expensive dinner with a woman that does #not care about me

[Accurate Angel (ominoso cubo negro era)🇸🇴 @GNortania]

Estoy seguro de que hay un motivo basado en los químicos usados pero prefiero pensar que es porque las abejas saben que va duro de cojones

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Imagine hanging out at the rapids with the boys for the mass salmon migration feast

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

ni en mi peor día eres más verga que yo

[naaaaay ·ִ ࣪𖤐 @annyyyyomakase]

me voy a proyectar bien cabron en el cine cuando Spiderman vea al amor de su vida con alguien más

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

coworkering so hard i just said i don't know much about marijuana

[_master107 @oneeyedteddyy]

"Just block her"
For the love of God, how is she gonna text me when she finally miss me and regret ghosting me?

[Pablo Alcalde @HProductiva]

La mayoría de libros de autoayuda alargan en 200 páginas algo que este clip dice en segundos

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[poet @wavstxr]

my dad asked me what the meaning of my tattoo was . nigga it means the hoes gon love dis

[$ @jxtsummer]

i should donate my brain to science so y'all can study the last real nigga.

[Karl Marx si fuera zorra @KarlMadx]

¿Y SI SÍ?

[Mr. Beluga @ceperlr]

Esas traen mi nombre

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

people are rooting for me in heavenly realms. i have no choice but to win.

[dooney and broke @fincherslay]

me and who