_cephasmaranda🌄

CPPT 😌🪪

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

when Maya Angelou said "have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time." 🥹🤍

[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

Buying nightwears only for me to wear them in the morning- afternoon and sleep naked at night

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

May whatever you’re saving money for, be given to you as a gift. 🥹

[_cephasmaranda🌄 @cephas_maranda]

@UEDCLTD I applaud the quality of communication!

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Going out and coming back without bumping into anyone you know >>>>>>

[_cephasmaranda🌄 @cephas_maranda]

@kigoowaparish What time is mass for Ash Wednesday tomorrow?

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

so you open a book and you DON’T see the scenes like a movie??? you don’t feel like you’re inside the story?? you’re just… calmly reading lines??? can’t be me 😭

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Have you ever been so right about something that you end up laughing because you saw it coming 😂

[Dharma P. Permana 🍉 @dhp_permana]

Anywhere you go, you can't escape Zhang et al.

[femmenotes @femmenote]

How i read

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Whoever came up with the idea of sending messages to yourself on WhatsApp is a genius fr.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

As a woman, I can’t afford to lose focus because of a man. I’m the one who pays the price when my life gets off track. Not him. ME.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Neverrrrrrrrrrr everrrrrrr ignore that feeling that tells you to pray. You have the power to save yourself from a lot of things.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Am I the only one who prays about everything??😂
"God, please help me find where I dropped my keys“ 😭😭

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Pre wedding Medical test for couples

1. Genotype test
2. Blood group test
3. HIV test
4. Hepatitis B and C
5. STD
6. Fertility test
7. Possible chronic genetic order
8. Thalassemia test
9. Mental health assessment

Don't just waste time on pre wedding pictures.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I'm currently living one of the most boring lifestyle any young person should be living

[Brown🤎_ @asobolah]

Priest; In a moment of silence, let us present our petitions to the lord...

Me; Dear God I pra...

Priest; "Lord graciously hear us"