cephas murage

[. @Fimiye]

Me enjoying my two-week free trial with a baddie before she realizes the only thing I have to offer her at the moment is attention, vibes, and the confidence of someone still figuring life out 😭

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

How I show up for my accountant interview

[𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬 💋 @bgftjcypsy]

all these events have made me realize i'm not a real music listener bc people will be like " OMG!!!! two eggs in a basket are coming to Kenya " and i'm just like who tf are those 😭😭😭

[The Larry Leo @TheLarryLeotina]

Picked up 10 coffee beans in Nairobi
These are my favorites

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

The year is 1989.. you just bought a brand new Mercedes Benz W124 .. with the M102 Carb 🔥.

This is as clean as it gets. One owner, stock car. All electrical including sunroof. 🔥🔥🔥

Bei ni mbaya… mbaya sana.

Will post more details and pricing kesho

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

using Claude to write a vlookup in excel

[Interesting Sciences @amazing13_13]

My friend has a cat that caught 27 mice in one night, then arranged them like this all by himself, as if to show off his achievement.

[DRIVE X MOTORS @timothyCarplug]

With me here is a very mint BMW 5 series [E34]
@dklaston its a 1996 model
Engine: 2500cc inline-6
Power: ~190 hp
0–100 km/h: ~9.5 sec
Top speed: ~220–225 km/h
Priced at 560,000 ksh
Call/ whatsapp me on
0707605940

[Ayaan 🐧 @twtayaan]

“I’ll upskill on weekends and switch jobs”

My weekends:

[Kateregga Philemon @Philemonkats]

How did they do this😂

[Kenneth Shaaka 沙克 @shaaka777]

The rate at which people are putting “sinotruck” engines in European trucks 😳 Weichai should just do a local outlet.

[Car Grails @GrailArchive]

This is what a modern E30 should look like

Retro done right

[Muzami @noah_muhindi]

I remember asking her 3 times. "Are you sure..?"

[Hayo @hayoSTE]

Tukiwa practice hapo Thika road kwa freeway, instructor told this chic “nipee mafuta sasa.” She reached for Vaseline in her handbag…😂😂

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Hapa unavuta tu kauzi kamoja kama kwa ile gunia ya fertilizer nguo zinaanguka zote kama stock za KQ

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

My heart is full. SinoTruk Howo NX 371 series.

Kwanza that switch to Hi range gears 😍😍😍😍😍

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Marriage Tip:
Every time you talk to your wife your brain should remember that this conversation is being recorded for training and quality purposes.
Anything you say can and will be used for reference in the future.

[Dalai Lawama 🦙 @Trackmann2]

😂😂😂 i have died 😂😂😂😂

[MaRuBoZu @Bau_1880]

Kariobangi facbriacors once again 😂😂