baby Sur

this is a blanket apology for all the mean things I say and do. I’m v sorry

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

Me, in my head vs. me, irl:

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

Him finishing it

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

He kept the only fork and ate the cheesecake alone in front of me

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

Every year older, I’m a little less Matilda and a little more Trunchbull

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

Who is still doing this

[Skylar Laird @sky_latte_]

Three hours later, Busted Plug has arrived at its destination, a private plot of land off I-20, all in one piece.

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

@ClassyChristine can also send photo of @ClassyChristine

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

Waiting for pic of @ClassyChristine from @BeardySpice

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

@jamesbdwyer This person had to have been extremely hungover

[𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙳𝚠𝚢𝚎𝚛 @jamesbdwyer]

I have been talking about this sentence construction in various group texts for an entire day and I refuse to stop talking about it anytime soon.

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

@pathekok But did you know she was there

[invader zim @f8the]

ppl rlly don’t drop money on the floor like they used to

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

My wish for 2023 is that all the people whose houses I regularly visit will get bidets

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

@rhinestoncowboi Don’t wash today, bad luck

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

@pathekok Oh no!!!! She’s a… say it ain’t so… LIBRARIAN! #notMYmary 😭

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

@rhinestoncowboi I just meant that when I hear “Coen brothers” and “incredibly important,” all that comes to mind is Bad Santa.

[baby Sur @ceramicants]

@rhinestoncowboi We talkin “Bad Santa” here or