Where's Michael Cera

Chronicling the life and times of Canada's most awkward actor.

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Afraid to appear self-centered, Michael Cera sumbits a resume that simply says "Michael is trying his best".

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Nervous that he'll make a grammatical error, @CeraTracker doesn't tweet for two years.

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Scared that he will appear foolish by answering incorrectly, Michael Cera never buzzes in and earns $0 on Celebrity Jeopardy.

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Paranoid about accidentally saying something offensive, Michael Cera remains completely silent during a Tonight Show interview.

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Scared he will appear rude by taking his turn, Michael Cera holds a door open for 1400 people.

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Anxious about taking his turn to drive, Michael Cera sits at a four way intersection for 2 days.

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Worried the fire department might get angry for a call at 3 a.m., Michael Cera watches as his house burns down.

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Too nervous to explain that he is helping his friend move, Michael Cera is thought to be a college student. He completes an English degree.

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Worried it would be rude to alert his friend that he is allergic, Michael Cera eats a walnut sundae. He is hospitalized for 3 days.

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Too nervous to tell the waiter "that's enough," Michael Cera watches as his salad gets covered in pepper.

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Petrified by anxiety, Michael Cera refuses to perform his cello recital. He is a virtuoso. The world will never know his talents.

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Too nervous to speak to the person at the front desk about getting a room, Michael Cera sits quietly in a hotel lobby for hours.

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Worried he will offend the bus driver, Michael Cera fails to say he missed his stop. Michael rides for 7 more hours.

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Mistaken for a Target employee, a red-shirted Michael Cera is asked a question about a product. He remains employed at Target for 17 years.