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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

https://t.co/4VJg2zUcks

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Granted, I do see where some of the claims are coming from. Cute, expressive, busy —— so on and so forth. I see what people are getting at, bunny just wouldn’t be my first choice.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Ah, you know how it is. As good as it can be existing day to day in a humid prison at the bottom of the ocean.

I can only hope your time has been better-spent than mine.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖉 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 @arkitet]

... Yes. It has been. I-- hope you've been alright...

( awkward neck rub... )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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In my defence, I never said you were. You don’t strike me as one in all honesty. Not timid enough.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Hey, it’s been a while.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖉 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 @arkitet]

Shouldn't I be the one saying that??

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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That seems to the common consensus here. “Not old enough,” haha.
Thanks.

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[🌌. @hydrosoa]

not that old, surely. happy birthday!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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I barely know what’s going on, but the yelling bunny seems a little counterintuitive to you claiming the comparison doesn’t work here.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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What? No “hey, it’s been a while?” I’m hurt.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖉 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 @arkitet]

why does this man show up when i'm at my lowest...

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Is that what you're after? Haven't I already gone grey enough? 😔

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[𝓭ℴ𝒍𝒍 ℴ𝑓 𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉. @bloomingren]

I didn’t see you having more white hair

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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What do you mean? Pretty sure I gained a little more scruff in those few minutes that passed.

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[𝓭ℴ𝒍𝒍 ℴ𝑓 𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉. @bloomingren]

Why are you not older yet?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Sure, no problem. 🫡

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[𝓭ℴ𝒍𝒍 ℴ𝑓 𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉. @bloomingren]

Too much time, start aging NOW 🫵

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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34 I think. My bio is out of date.

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[╰ ╴⋊ 𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝓁𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚢 ┊ @fIutteringdove]

how old

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

@L0RDFOCALORS ⠀

And thus he's met with a grin in turn, Wriothesley bowing his head a bit in a rare show of sheepishness.

"Not to insinuate you're old or anything, it's just — well, you know. Not exactly the same."

A chuckle.

"Thankfully I think I've still got a few left in me."

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Yearly reminder? Wow, I'm old.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Handsome might be a bit of a stretch now, but hey. Far be it from me not to take a compliment. No boundaries crossed here.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Hundred percent. 'Course, I'm not out to strike fear into most hearts, but sometimes it works to my advantage. At least as far as work is concerned.

Never been much of a social butterfly anyways.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Give it another ten years.

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[𝓭ℴ𝒍𝒍 ℴ𝑓 𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉. @bloomingren]

No, you SHOULD be older

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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True. I could be older.

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[𝓭ℴ𝒍𝒍 ℴ𝑓 𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉. @bloomingren]

Not old enough

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

@Clas_Myrddin Thank you as always, Neuvillette. It truly is enough of a gift to have even a moment of your time on this day.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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In fairness, I feel like I've always been a bit of a cryptid. The big, bad, scary warden; rarely seen, rarely perceived. Lord Incognito . . So on and so forth. The offerings are the next step up.

Haha. Charming, huh? I'll take it.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * HOUND OF HADE͟S。 @cerberushackled]

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Likewise. Hey, maybe that's exactly what I'm missing. Give me enough offerings on this day, and I just may come back around at least another two times next year.

Jokes aside, it's always appreciated.

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