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[Chase @chaselyons]

Coronavirus severely underestimates how long I can sit inside my house living off of nothing but caffeine and shredded cheese

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

Listening to Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by Lady Gaga at 9:28am on a Wednesday. That’s all.

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

Unfortunate.

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People of Twitter, when making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches do you put peanut butter on one bread slice and jelly on the other? Or layer both on each slice?

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

People that back up after they pass a spot in a parking ramp even though there are people behind them are the same people that refuse to use self checkouts at stores because they want to “talk to somebody” and that’s that

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

@stone_grell Exposed.

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I’m one of those people that will watch a movie, decide it’s terrible, then willingly watch it again to confirm that it is still bad and I think that says a lot about who I am as a person

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

@hannahyeggy this tweet is only for you

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

Demi Lovato’s 2013 lyrics “food you saved for later, in my refrigerator” walked so Selena Gomez’s 2020 “Burnt toast in the toaster” could run

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

My worst quality is constantly convincing myself that I forgot to shut my garage within seconds of pulling out of my driveway, which leads to me making an illegal U turn, going back just to see that it’s already closed, and ending up being five minutes late to my destination

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

@localconcerthoe HA YES

[University of Iowa @uiowa]

Iowa City charm. 💛🖤

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

Y’all ever just cry

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

this little flower came up to me and said i didn’t play her favorite song at the show so ...

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

@localconcerthoe An icon

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

@kelseymcgrath15 This band was truly a gift. Also the entire series is on Hulu thank me later

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

how that first sip of iced coffee on an empty stomach hit in the morning

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

@Harry_Styles why you gotta hurt me like this

[dee. @harrymoonchild]

The moment when Harry turned vsfs into hslot

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

Happy Monday everyone today the back strap of my bra broke in the middle of my work shift and I had to use command strips to stick my bra to my skin for the rest of the day that is all

[✨ @cerdan_2697]

If you somehow manage to look halfway decent in your drivers license photo then you’re probably a sociopath I don’t make the rules

[Comrade ☭ @___L__N___]

“I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera”