Daddy Longlegs

Proud daddy/papa of @dollsolace

Do yourself a favour, don't check my "Following"

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

A common side-effect of being perma-smol 🤭
My good girl, @dollsolace ❤️

[lia @dollsolace]

me feel so so wittle todayyy

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@sleepykvlt @dnb_warrior @mega_wobbuffet No, no
Knowing when to stop arguing with a retard is something most people learn much later. He made the right call

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@dnb_warrior @mega_wobbuffet Nice work brother, only 14 and you already beat up an 18 year old man-child 🤣

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@ShitpostGate Because he's a bitch. Did you not watch the show? 🤣

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@SubbedScholar @knightcore77 You have pronouns in your name and you accuse others of fragility?
🤣🤣🤣

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@Yugiman101 Any card that censors the word "black"

Most egregious are "Red-Eyes B. Dragon" for 🥈, with the worst case being the "Dark Magician" line. They were all "Black Magician" in Japanese, but the reference to black magic (i.e. the point) is removed.
No idea why they censored Red-Eyes

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@dormant000 Where did you read this? I could use a decent source for fan translations

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@SYNESTHEIZURE I think that society would be better as a whole if disposable wedding dresses were a thing 🤣

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@Thickskellyman @QuetzalPhoenix I'm not happy that you're right about this

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@metalinjection Man :/

The Metallica and Tenacious D song choices in particular are trash 🤢

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@RockstarGames You have no respect for your customers, treating them like livestock.

You really thought it was okay to accept -digital preorders- without showing -any- gameplay?

That's the same kind of arrogance that made Disney tank Star Wars. If SW can die from mismanagement, so can GTA.

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@Worthsworn @HYDRAX00 Apparently, though it wasn't available over-the-counter until February 2026.

I admit I had to look that up though, been a while since I'd looked into it that deeply.

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@dollsolace *daddy made

I'm only gonna "do" you, baby 😘

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@Tmc0610 Shame he married a tiger mom 😅

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@noodlezxdoodlez @ParasiticEager2 The fact that TYBW anime fixes some of the manga mistakes is how I keep interest in it

Because I reeeeeally want them to fix that one awful plot point in particular 😬
But yeah, I gotta catch up. Just hard to watch anime nowadays because all the trustworthy sites are ISP blocked

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@_haleybaby "Show some respect" says the poster written by the boss that charges too little for food so that they can underpay their staff

Absolute brainlets 🙄

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@____cm85 No, only the ones we hear about.

The rest either OD or get revenged by whoever had their deal busted (like the cartel)

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@ashycane Best bet is to be nonchalant. Don't react, or just shrug.

If you know they're trying to get a rise out of you, try "good" then refuse to elaborate (just laugh instead)

[Daddy Longlegs @cerealmanbear]

@shelleddiva @nubbiecakes They couldn't even commit to the bit? No wonder the video made no sense 🤔