blitzedmongrel

card flipping, dice rolling, bullet dodging, rain dancing muthafucking gambler

[blitzedmongrel @cerebralcomedy]

@stoolpresidente Jake Paul could cure cancer and these losers would complain about overpopulation

[MLB @MLB]

Max Scherzer was NOT coming out of this game 😳

Facing his next hitter, he picks up the strikeout to end the 5th!

[blitzedmongrel @cerebralcomedy]

Rodger’s and flacco have a prime time duel
Scherzer pitches a a playoff gem feels like we’re back in 2012

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@BookitWithTrent The most London game ever

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@getnickwright Saw the false start from the tv..thought they were gonna start calling it

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We are so back

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

🥊 Nick Foligno and AJ Greer drop the gloves for the first fight of the new season.

[blitzedmongrel @cerebralcomedy]

@Jerrythekid21 Hard to believe we didn’t get this show 🥲

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Not even close buddy

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@CrocodileCam Bees…cause they sting

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@GGPoker So you keep the overlay…disgraceful

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@GGPoker Still unable to play or take my seat….

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@Ticktatorin @RealCandaceO You watch that vid gestapo will raid your house by the end of the week

[MILO @Nero]

13 kids with 8 women. He really is African American.

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

It’s no way I’m letting Elon musk have more baby mothers than me lol

[blitzedmongrel @cerebralcomedy]

3 fights in the first 10 seconds hockey is the last gentlemen’s sports #4Nations

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@popitforpoppa lol don’t show the hoes this

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@kanyewest Broooo 😂😂😂

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@kanyewest lol they not ready for this one ye!

[Issa @issathecooker]

In light of today’s tweets, let’s not forget the genius tweeting them..

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@KeithWoodsYT Pre 2008 WWE was goated