Cereza

here for the tweets and shit.

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[Cereza @cereza_stan]

Aunt: why you always upset? Fix your face

Me: how's about you fix your marriage

#ThanksgivingClapback #ThanksgivingClapbacks

[sb @schennelleb]

“Curtains belong in the house not on your foreheads” was a very unnecessary comment while addressing kids.

[Dowager Queen Glen @GlenDivo]

I want us to acknowledge that this needless surveillance. Edges are laid baby hair. Yes, some of it is done in artistic ways, but I want us to realize that these type of rules keep the colonial tradition of overpolicing the creative expression of blackness. It’s kinda anti-black.

[Cereza @cereza_stan]

@mu_altoastral @propaganda91 Link???

[Cereza @cereza_stan]

@kagishida @KINGV0NBURNER I'm curious... Link??

[Ina Loju Ekun @temi_arike]

Things I want in my man:
-Must be a virgin
-Must be submissive
-Must not talk back
-Must cook and clean
-Must dress modest
-Must take my surname after marriage
If he loses his figure, Divorce!

[Cereza @cereza_stan]

@GARFENE For quite some time now, actually. 🫠

[Cereza @cereza_stan]

@hextian Oh baby, this is cvnt!!!! NICE

[Cereza @cereza_stan]

@KymJohnson

[Jo Will @MszRockstar]

Friend

[Adley Duncan @DuncanAdley]

Choosing not to vote, to me, is as valid a choice as choosing to vote, and what our ancestors fought for was not the obligation to vote, but the freedom to do so.

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

Yall be like “nah it’s just a joke” whole time it’s sexual assault

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

Boy math is being afraid of gold diggers when u only have 3 pairs of socks to your name.

[IG: MekieDoll @Mekiedoll]

After all, they can purchase fuel for a private jet, right.

[IG: MekieDoll @Mekiedoll]

The only apology us Jamaicans should accept is them physically going to St Elizabeth and other affected parishes and using their many resources to help

While they’re at it, invite their rich construction friends to go help rebuild and renovate homes that have been destroyed

[Ethan @ethxhope]

No shade but everybody but Americans understood you

[Lij @lijitimate]

“US citizens planning to visit
Jamaica should reconsider due to the threat of violent crime the State Department said”

[Lij @lijitimate]

Today’s officially my last day of working at this job. What an amazing 4.5 years. Wouldn’t trade these memories for anything.

[Akua Walters 🇯🇲 🤽‍♂️ @AkuaWalters]

@JamaicaGleaner oh shit... almost like tuition free schooling enables people to upskill and participate in the economy

[Cereza @cereza_stan]

@Mellumjr Its grossly unethical. Because you have some ppl weh need the damn house and a pay rent!