Cerian preece

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

I accidentally uncovered one of the funniest secrets in my parents' marriage.

My parents have been married for over 30 years.

Every summer evening, without fail, they'll spend an hour outside together watering plants, pulling weeds, trimming bushes, and fussing over their yard.

The landscaping around their house looks like something out of a magazine.

I've always assumed it was my dad's thing.

A few years ago, I was helping him outside and asked how he got so into gardening.

He laughed.

Dad: Honestly?

Me: Yeah.

Dad: I've never really cared about it.

Me: What?

Dad: Your mom loves it.

Dad: I just like spending time with her.

I remember thinking that was one of the sweetest things I'd ever heard.

Fast forward to this week.

I stopped by while my dad was out of town.

My mom and I were sitting in the kitchen talking when the yard came up.

Mom: You know, I never actually cared much about gardening.

Me: ...what?

Mom: Your dad loves it.

Me: No he doesn't.

Mom: Of course he does.

Me: Mom...

Mom: What?

Me: Dad told me years ago he only does it because he thinks you love it.

She just stared at me.

Then I stared at her.

Mom: You're kidding.

Me: I wish I was.

So we started digging.

Turns out when they first started dating, both of them wanted to seem interesting and outdoorsy.

Dad told her he enjoyed landscaping.

Mom pretended she did too.

Dad saw her enthusiasm and doubled down.

Mom saw his enthusiasm and doubled down.

And somehow neither of them ever admitted the truth.

Thirty years later they're still out there every evening watering flowers neither one of them actually wanted.

Just because each thinks they're doing something nice for the other.

Me: So what are you going to do?

Mom: Nothing.

Me: You're not going to tell him?

Mom: Absolutely not.

Me: Why?

Mom: Because now he'll think I've been lying for 30 years.

Me: You have been.

Mom: Exactly.

I haven't told my brothers.

I haven't told my dad.

Honestly, I don't think I ever will.

At this point it's less of a misunderstanding and more of a renewable energy source powering their entire marriage.

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

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[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

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[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

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[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

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[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

@eltonofficial just incase your in Wales on that day and want to pop by...You'll see me dressed up as you for my 40th bday. 🤣 much love

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy @JGSchneid Trying to think outside the Box but is she trying to get close to Teresa to get info and show Teresa for who she really is? If not then I don't understand the sudden change after everything tre did to her 🤔

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

Booked my 40th birthday party in November. @eltonofficial what's the chances of you popping in and also could I lend your white feathered jacket? 🤣🤣🤣 #yourbiggestfan #imgoingasyou #iloveyou #crocodilerockismyfavourite

[CrookedLettaCrook @Bad_Azz662]

#facebookdown
Me after trying to reset my password 25 times and still can't log back in bc I think my FB is getting hacked only to realize that FB and IG is down

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

@JennaOrtega_Esp when a just 4 year old is your biggest fan...never seen an episode mind...we have and we loved you!! 😍

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

Nella is a dickhead! Pass it on. #ImACeleb

[Jessica💜 @Cali_Girl090]

I am SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂 Lala just posted this #PumpRules

[kc @karlacordovater]

As a pop culture aficionado/reality tv junkie, nothing has had me in a chokehold quite like the current #PumpRules scandal. I am truly, and utterly, transfixed.

[nadia sawalha @nadiasawalha]

😡😡😡I’ve put off filming this all day because I've been so cross!!!

I've been listening to the radio throughout and xan not believe how this government have responded. We must NOT let them off the hook for this !

Watch the full rant: https://t.co/scXswgxhCU

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

Hello twitter. Its been a while 👀

Sorry to use you like this but need to get my fix somehow!

Much love

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

@rhwsprimary Hi could you tell me what ever happened to these graduation pictures please

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

#NewProfilePic

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

Is @SimonCowell having a hard time at home....poor sod looks like a hobo tonight!!! No offence...Actually take offence,have a shave and gel your hair ffs...your on tv!

[Cerian preece @cerianwatson]

Absolutely loving @jackwhitehall and his dad in travel with my father. Literally crying with laughter. Brilliant! @WinnyWhitehall Is the scariest looking thing ever tho!

[Lucy Mecklenburgh @lucy_meck]

Please RT or like if u want Roxanne removed. I don’t think she is mentally fit to be in the house. #cbb #getroxyout