Celinda

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Celinda @cerindar]

This house purchase need to go through asap. I need my life back. I need restaurant food.

[Celinda @cerindar]

What do you do with 6 months to go...start again. #TWD @wwwbigbaldhead

[Taunton haart Let @TauntonletHRT]

EASTER EGG HUNT. Count the eggs in our window to win your very own chocolate egg. Competition closes 01.04.16.

[Louise Thompson @LouiseAThompson]

I can't believe I used to think people my age were adults.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

You have every right to be offended. Just don't cry when no one cares.

[Celinda @cerindar]

The only thing I've watched today is children's films. Oh, and I only moved from the sofa to get cheese. Eugh...

[Celinda @cerindar]

I don't think there's been a single hour in the last few days where I haven't eaten something. I am surrounded by food. Marvellous.

[Celinda @cerindar]

@Sam_Tropez very much enjoying these brutally honest motherhood tweets. Don't feel like I'm being hoodwinked haha. Congrats :D

[Celinda @cerindar]

@Greenwoooood yeah it made me laugh :)

[Celinda @cerindar]

Walking down the street earlier & see someone shouting "look, no hands" whilst riding their bike, like a small child. It was @Greenwoooood

[Celinda @cerindar]

@DRossWolfe haha. Its been too long!!!

[Celinda @cerindar]

Nicole Paris and her father beatboxing together makes me smile hard. Amazing!!

[Celinda @cerindar]

Does anyone else watch people beatboxing and immediately start blowing raspberries thinking it's the same thing?

[Celinda @cerindar]

Spiderweb in the car.....can only mean one thing....nightmare!

[Celinda @cerindar]

Tea, cake and bake off.

[fearne cotton @Fearnecotton]

I've got to the age where when it rains my first response is.. 'at least the flowers are getting a good water' 👵🏼

[Celinda @cerindar]

So excited for Zaza Bazarre later. All I can eat? This is going to be special. Then seeing Michael Mcintyre to laugh it all off :D

[Celinda @cerindar]

Watching Dinner Date with some prosecco whilst the boy cooks a 3 course meal....I've got it made!!