mercedez zoe

here for a good time, not a long time.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

I need to start a Twitter that has the sole purpose of displaying the wild shit my co workers say to me.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

I just want someone to look at me the way Frank Iero looks at Gerard Way.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

I was at a Hayley Williams show tonight what the FUCK did I miss at #mcrsatx ?!?

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

Not to be some sober elitist but if you can’t go on a 2 hour drive without a drink, get help. Help is EVERYWHERE. Literally at your fingertips. Nobody has to live like this. We’re literally going to a concert where that’s the MESSAGE they send fans. Get help.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

No.

[MCR Updates @gwayupdates]

G: Everybody thank Frank for the setlist. #mcrminneapolis

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

“Let’s fuck this shit up!” - Gerard Way before playing the most emotionally devastating song MCR has ever written.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

Computer when will my nervous system know the difference between a fire truck in a parade and a gun to my head?

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

If I had a nickel for everything I’ve backed into in my car I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s strange that it was my garage both times.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

Of course the person I hate most in the world would come into the bar the night that I’m bartending. As if this week hasn’t been fucking terrible enough.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

I mean you do you boo, but saying that out loud to another human being is diabolically bat shit bananas clown shoes insane. You do you though.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS PLAYING DESERT SONG A DAY AFTER DEMOLITION LOVERS?!

I hate Frank Iero.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

This was 100% my reaction to finding out MCR played demolition lovers.

[Mcr Crave @McrCrave]

#MCRLONDON

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

“Hamburgers are like hot dogs if they went to college.” - @Kapayro

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

Digging a hole and burying a kitten someone hit in the parking lot wasn’t on my bingo card for a task I’d do at work but here we are. Traumatized.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

Me every 5 fuckin minutes today.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

Smuggling a beefy 5 layer burrito & nacho fries into Toy Story 5 is one of the funniest things my child has ever done.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

Oh so I’m the bad guy for saying, “He’s in jail where he deserves to be quit coddling his behavior.” But the person who broke the law both in and out of jail isn’t? Right right right. That checks out. 🙄

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

Sorry bad music guy not tonight. Tonight we’re listening to Coheed and Hayley Williams. I’m also not sorry.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

I’ve been feeling dead. I’ve been feeling empty. Even though, my cup runneth over and my cup is plenty. Outside slaying dragons just to come home and slay more.

[mercedez zoe @cermedez]

Whoever the FUCK hired an Etsy witch to curse my life I think I’ve had enough now. I’m sick & shaking. I’m poor so I’m at work anyway. I’m suicidal because the rest of my life is shit. You can tell her to stop, thanks.