Sean Griffey Jr.

Intl Lacrosse Ambassador 😈 🐌💨🧶 Football Coach . Aspiring aspiring artist | Data analytician | indpt inestigative journalist (not4profit)

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

@yelnats_iv This is monumental

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

@djc1515 I’m here if you wanna talk about your long week

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

How have I spent my whole life obsessed with dinosaurs and am just today learning about the giant pelican from hell.

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

I have crazy gas today.

Energy, but also flatulence

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FIST BUMPS. BRING BACK THE DAP!

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

Dishes so dirty, I had to clean ��‘em twice
Risky 3 day old pork fried rice

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

@The_Turkinator I get it because thumbs up is positive. But liking doesn’t mean “yes”, know what I mean?

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

Doesn’t liking a message on iPhone (brag) mean yes when I asked a yes or no question?

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

If there’s a commercial for it, you probably don’t need it, but you’re gonna buy it anyway

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

Not everything can be solved w potatoes, but certainly a great deal can be solved w potatoes

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

The winning team shall be the first team that wins

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Using proper grammar and punctuation is a love language.

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

Pooping next to my boss, but it’s okay because we’re friends.

I reached under the stall to ask for some dude wipes, but he misread my actions.

So now we’re just holding hands.

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

Feeling blessed to be shouted out by this verified bloke

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

If you wait patiently for the rain, you’ll never need to pay for a car wash

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

@onestepcloserwb @rfcrecords @max_tennant009

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

I call them chickpeas, but garbanzo beans is for sharks the better name for them

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

really feeling like a soggy french fry rn

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

@djc1515 Is this the person you tweeted a pic of

[Sean Griffey Jr. @CerroneSean]

Imagine this is a meme:
A guy wearing nice pants at a bar and he’s miserable.
There’s another guy wearing sweat pants at a bar, and he’s kinda happy.
Then there’s a really happy dude at a bar wearing jogger sweatpants