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@NHL didn’t this exact thing happen only a couple of years ago and you’ve done nothing to fix it? #nhl

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@utd_futbul247 @JamTarts Looks like a dude protecting a teammate who was being run up on by a nobody

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@JasonMorrisonAU @Duke2517 @ScottBaileyAAP ‘The wiring’ can be perfect but if the feed to the stadium is cut further up the line by protection equipment there’s nothing they can do about that.

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@zerotackle Even the great Poseidon won’t allow Manly to lose 3 home games in a row. By any means necessary.

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@wicket_whispers Who keeps with Inglis out? I think Green for Smith is a straight swap. And don’t come at me with ‘Green bowls’ - Glenn Maxwell has bowled as many overs as him through the first 2 games.

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Is there a world where George Bailey is implicated in the Epstein files and Cam Green is the only guy that can stop their release? No Steve Smith for this match is insane.

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@kingxbaldwin_ He’s only played 2 less competitive matches than any of his teammates, he was in ridiculous form during the Big Bash, and that only finished 2 weeks ago.

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Michael Dickson is the 3rd Australian to get himself a Super Bowl ring after the Seahawks win. He also solved the Parma v Parmi debate 😂

“I love Australia, can’t wait to get home. Get some chips with some chicken salt, craving that… and a Parmi, that’d be nice” #SuperBowLX

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Netherlands clutching defeat from the hands of victory here 🤦🏼‍♂️#cricket #T20WorldCup

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I was about to say I don’t enjoy the ‘filler’ sports they have on TV during the Winter Olympics while we wait for Aussie athletes to compete… and then two South Korean figure skaters just did a routine to ‘Men in Black’…amazing 😂 #WinterOlympics

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As complicated as the Zac Lomax situation might seem, it’s fairly clear cut to me.

He signed a release including conditions that he couldn’t return unless it was to the Eels.

Thankfully, for sake of fans sanity, and the games integrity, the Eels have stood on business #nrl

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@AyalTusia Sabalenka’s home nations flag.

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@AyalTusia She’s not Russian so it would be strange if they did have the Russian flag.

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@SkyRacingAU Thank god, that looked awful

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Usman Khawaja clearly enjoying retirement, just going back to Big Bash and doing the damn thing #BBL

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Is there anything more Aussie then your mate playing a huge role in winning an Ashes series, and then reminding him he still owes you $700 from 12 years ago? 😂 Adam Zampa never change #cricket

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No more chit chat from the Poms about dodgy umpiring decisions. Yesterday they had a wicket on a no-ball, and today, a catch that has consistently been ruled Not Out for years now. Consider it all square. #Ashes2025

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@bbctms Worst Aussie team in 15 years vs the team that will live in forever in the memory of those lucky enough to see them play 😂 we certainly won’t forget them

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Cam Green IS the English cricket team. All we ever hear about is how good he is and how much talent he has, but we rarely, if ever see it reach full potential. #Ashes2025