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Mom, wife, incredible human woman, NO DMs. -----that's a period. Mostly on here to stalk my husband and kids.

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"Even German guys" like to eat muddy buddies. Or so says my four year old daughter. But, "only in their German places".

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My 8 year-old just exclaimed that if his iPad had Siri, he'd play with her all night!

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”Mom can you pick us up from the park now cause ___ pooped his pants, ___ got a cut, and ___ lost a shoe.”

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The best thing in the world is snuggling my sweet (smelling) babes.

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Watching golf on TV is the best sedative I've found.

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My 1 1/2 year old baby girl just messed something up and said, "Oh, dang it!", in the sweetest little voice.

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Upstairs, middlestairs and downstairs - My 6 year old describing his friends house. Makes perfect sense.

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My "organic" kale was full of bugs. I think I'd prefer to be poisoned.

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My toddler is trying to make a game of me kissing her stuffed animals butt. What is it with people??