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my toes are cold

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I got that greasy kurt cobain hair

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Lone burger

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and I’m like is this taxi man driving too fast?

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Cancer in the eye cancer in the sky

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@HayleyLewis15 @BoujeeNBanjee Glitter in the air is a P!nk song

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Tomato tastes like garden

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Please @taylorswift13 tell me I’m good

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I listened for 282,065 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/WnSaB2xIFT

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I listened for 282,065 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/WnSaB2xIFT

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Does this guy know how to drive a car?

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I don’t remember

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Pat Bateman would hate me

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Spider 😮‍💨

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I just saw a bat

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Oh look, it's the self-proclaimed
'funniest person' who thinks a smoking slug is peak comedy. Your tweets read like a fever dream mixed with a failed stand-up routine. At least your cat has the good sense to walk away from your 'performances'.

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Eight

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Cockroach in the sky

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

Happy Birthday, #ShikanoinHeizou! #GenshinImpact

Oh, you're here... Hmm? Want to try deducing why I'm here? Alright, I'm all ears.
—Mmhmm, a sound reasoning.
But in reality, people's motives aren't as complicated as in detective novels.
The truth is I'm here simply because I wanted to see you today. Quite straightforward, isn't it? Haha!

Want to see more videos and GIFs of Shikanoin Heizou? Hurry over to Genshin Impact's TikTok account to watch them together! https://t.co/seVwVZSOEi

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@HayleyLewis15 Dropped my smoke and a slug had his turn

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No way was a slug just smoking