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|| Karkat Vantas Parody Account || ✏ #Felimun || Multiship ||

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

==》𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚁𝙿 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝《==

"ɪ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴏɴ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ."

♥️ 18+ Admin/Muse
♠️ Ships w/ chem
♦️ (N)SFW (lewd in DMs)
♣️ #hsrp #msparp #parodyaccount

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

> The BIG stretch™.

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

(( Obvs still gonna keep this acc a Karkat buuuut I think Imma let him be reset aka all quadrants he used to have are now reset ✌🏻

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Cruel Sweater of Obesity

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

DENIM IS SUCH AN SHITLICKER MATERIAL.
OUTSIDE YOU'RE FREEZING YOUR ASS OFF, AND THEN INSIDE IT BECOME REALLY FUCKING WARM AND COZY?

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

I HAVE AWAKENED.

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@DirkStrider666 NOT DOUBTING AS MUCH AS CALLING IT COMPLETE FUCKING HORSESHIT.

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

TODAY I AM PLAYING MINECRAFT AND NONE OF YALL CAN FUCKING STOP ME.

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

@puppetfied IF YOU'RE GONNA CONTINUE TO LAUGH LIKE AN UTTER GODDAMN LOON, THEN DO ME A FAVOR OF EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF.

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

> Squint.

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

@puppetfied LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YALL DIRKS WANT WITH ME TONIGHT? LIKE, IS IT SOME KINDA FUCKING CALENDAR DAY TODAY I SHOULD BE AWARE OF? SOME "ANNOY THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF KARKAT VANTAS" DAY?

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

@puppetfied WHAT.

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

HM. OKAY.

> You're just gonna make another cup of tea and go back to mining.

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(( WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS SASS COME FROM IDK BUT I AM LIVING

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

@DirkStrider666 AH YES. THE HACKS.
THOSE THAT WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO BREAK INTO MY OFFLINE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH A FILE SAVED ONLY ON MY OWN HUSKTOP, JUST FOR THE FIVE MINUTE FUCKING SELF GRATIFICATION OF POURING LAVA ON A STONE HOUSE.

YES. WHAT GREAT FUCKING GODDAMN HACKS THOSE ARE, MY DUDE.

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

@DirkStrider666 SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA WANK YOURSELF AS POURING FUCKING LAVA ON MY COBBLESTONE STONE HOUSE IN SINGLEPLAYER IN MINECRAFT?

ALRIGHT. PLEASE TELL ME HOW THE ABSOLUTE SHIT THAT'LL WORK OUT FOR YOU. CAUSE I'M DYING TO KNOW.

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

@DirkStrider666 OK BUT WHY?
LIKE, WHAT KINDA FUCKING GRATIFICATION WOULD YOU STUCK UP ASS GET FROM GRIEFING ME FOR NO FUCKING REASON?
A MOMENT OF ENDORPHINS, A PAT ON YOUR OWN SHOULDER, AND THEN WHAT? YOU JUST GONNA GO BACK TO YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE AND SHIT WILL BE POINTLESS.

ALSO, I PLAY SINGLE.

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

@SmuppetSlayer WHAT ABOUT 900?

[🍒🍬SHOUTY MCNUBS🍬🍒 @certfiedGremlin]

> You're wrapped up in your mudcrab blanket, mining away.