certified hipocrite

certifiedhipocrite on ao3 (i swear i'm not a bot i just don't like this app)

[nick🦭 @kikiileth]

he looks like a dirty pou

[keii 💫 @killamons]

pro hero katsuki trying to smile for his fans lol

[ash ˖Ი𐑼⋆ JHHJ unit @jihandaiIy]

sylus just told me that my period would come soon and i think this is a sign

[di 🦋 comms: open @dijaafterdark]

How lads men would react to seeing you in their shirt?

♡ / ↻ — appreciated!

A 🔞 hc thread (all for funsies!). 🧵⤵️

A/N: had this idea for a while, enjoy, and lmk if you want more of these!<3

Sylus:  You had shuffled around his penthouse, wearing nothing but his crisp onyx dress shirt, expensive buttons haphazardly done, the hem brushing mid-thigh. You’d been hunting for coffee, praying the leader of the N109 zone was still asleep. Sylus, of course, had never missed a tell.

✧ — A quiet creak of the kitchen drawer had him materialising behind you. “Kitten, is my wardrobe feeding strays now?” he had murmured, voice velvet-rough from sleep, a smirk on his lips as his carmine eyes took in the sight.

✧ — He had circled once, assessing the way the fabric swallowed your frame. Crimson eye had glowed faintly, equal parts possessive and amused. “Buttoned wrong,” he’d tutted, undoing each clasp with languid precision, long fingers ghosting warm skin just to watch you shiver.

✧ — When you’d grumbled about needing caffeine, he had trapped the counter at your hips, leaning in enough to let his hot breath brush your cheek. “If you insist on stealing from me, at least finish the ensemble.” A flick of his wrist had produced a silk tie, and he’d looped it loosely around your neck like a brand as he tugged playfully just to hear you chuckle.

✧ — Coffee forgotten, he had lifted you onto the marble. Sylus’s lips had traced the shirt’s open edge, voice a low purr: “Seeing you wrapped in my clothes… what a dangerous image, sweetie.” He pulled you into a kiss, something hard already pressing against your thigh as you let out a whimper.

✧ — The moment you let your guard down enough, he’d swept you over his shoulder with effortless strength, using only one arm. “Meeting can wait. My attire is making demands I can’t ignore.” Your protest was swallowed as he walked down the hall; his laugh echoing rich.

[𝑠𝑒𝑛 ༊·˚ @syylustt]

exactly how it felt 😭

[Love and Deepspace @Love_Deepspace]

Love and Deepspace | Trailer of New 5-Star Memory [Zayne: Everlasting Wish] Released!

💫Follow @Love_Deepspace and repost this post. We will randomly select 5 Hunters to each receive 50 USD!

As city lights flicker across the shore and traffic whistles echo in the distance, the sky is set ablaze with sunset hues.
Raise a toast to this beautiful serendipity, cherishing a date you wish would never end.
💫Limited 5-Star Memory Rate UP

From 5:00 AM on Mar. 9 to 4:59 AM on Mar. 18 (server time), the drop rate of the Limited 5-Star Memory [Zayne: Everlasting Wish] will go up drastically.
*After the event ends, this Limited 5-Star Memory will not be obtainable through other means and will not enter the permanent Wish Pool: Xspace Echo.
#LoveandDeepspace #Zayne

[Love and Deepspace @Love_Deepspace]

Love and Deepspace | Nightly Rendezvous

Cradle Me Sweet, I'm Lost In You
The trailer for the new 5-Star Memory Series [Nightly Rendezvous] has been released!

💫Follow @Love_Deepspace and repost this post. We will randomly select 5 hunters to each receive 50 USD!

🤍After the update on Dec. 31, 2024 - Jan. 20, 2025 4:59 A.M. (server time)
You can select three out of the four event-limited 5-Star Memories: [Xavier: Misty Silhouette], [Zayne: Absolute Zeal], [Rafayel: Intertidal Zone], and [Sylus: Night Of Secrecy]. The drop rate of the three Memories you selected will be significantly increased. Each time you obtain a 5-Star Memory, there's a 75% chance it will be one of the three Memories you selected.
*Note
1. During the event, you can change your selected Memories at any time. Whenever you obtain a 5-Star Memory, the chance of obtaining an unselected event-limited Memory and other permanent 5-Star Memories will be 25%.
2. After the event ends, the four event-limited Memories will not be obtainable via other means and will not enter the permanent Wish Pool, Xspace Echo.
3. Apart from the selection system, the Wish event features Precise Wish and a pity system. For more details, please check the in-game rules page.

🤍First Top-Up Bonus Reset
After the update on Dec. 31, 2024, the First Top-Up Gift for all Crystal packages in [Shop] will reset.
For the first purchase of each Crystal package, you will receive an equal amount of bonus Diamonds.

🤍Pre-Sale Packs Now Available! Huge Discount!
From Dec. 28, 2024 at 5:00 A.M. (server time) until Dec. 31, 2024, pre-sale packs will be available for a certain price! Make the most of these packs to get the Memories you want. There will also be a commemorative Headwear and Chat Bubble you can get!

🤍Cumulative Wish Rewards
During the event, if you make a certain amount of Wishes, you can receive additional rewards such as the universal Earrings [Butterfly's Grace], [Deepspace Wish: Limited*15], Love Interest's [Event-Limited Memory-Themed Outfit]*2, a Selectable [Event Limited 5-Star Memory], and more!
*The cumulative rewards are only valid for the current event Wish Pool.

🤍Limited-Time Memory Growth Bonus
During the event, you can claim various Upgrade and Ascension Materials by completing the growth tasks of the four event-limited 5-Star Memories. When the event-limited Memories reach Rank 1, you can claim [Special-Color Memory-themed Outfit*2] for the corresponding love interest.

🤍Special Upgrade of Memory-Themed Outfit Bonus
The Memory-Themed Outfit Bonus has been specially upgraded. Each love interest's original-color and special-color Outfits are offered as [An Outfit with Two Versions]! Upon selection, you'll receive both versions. They'll correspond to his two different states.
*The showcases for Memories, Cumulative Wish Rewards, and Version 3.0 Events and rewards will be released starting tomorrow! Stay tuned!

#LoveandDeepspace #CosmicEncounter

[☆Big Boobie Town☆💦🔞 @LSinbin]

finger lickin good 🤤🐔
#kfc #fastfood #ronaldmcdonald

[Yuana🔞 @yunonoai]

Roommate Geto

[umikochannart 🧼💀 @umikochannart]

Stardew Valley era oop

[cumi bakar (c0mms open) @cumii_bakar]

illustration is my passion

[umikochannart 🧼💀 @umikochannart]

Caught 😔 #GhostSoap #MW2 #MWII

[Shoto 🗡️ @shxtou]

sex

[not so silly little @ao3tagsbot]

fUCK ME

[Nia 🇻🇪 📚 @bokutosayswhaat]

Thinking about the first time Atsumu calls Kiyoomi by a pet name and how it happens so naturally it catches them both by surprise.

“Omi, my love, ya’ ready to go?” Atsumu asked, not even thinking about it, and Kiyoomi just… has to take a second.

[ChaCha🔞 @chachachia0]

1000 Retweets and I will drain the bathwater for you (aka the NSFW versions) 🤗. 1 retweet per 1 user only. Gambare 🤗 #uzuitengen #tengen