Bylvester Ballone

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[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

They couldn't prove it but they knew we did it

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

If you don't swim then you'll drown

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

Shit don't change until you get up and wash your ass

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

There's no cold side of the pillow

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

Can't stop won't stop

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

I wish I was at Coachella just to watch JB

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

Pressure is a privilege

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

I ain't working till 71

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

As long as the outcome is income

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

What a privilege

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

Somewhere between psychotic and iconic

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

Them motherfuckers that deliver your food take the most questionable routes possible

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

When will I be satisfied

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

Short people shouldn't be allowed umbrellas

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

Everybody look like a secret agent

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

Bare mash and corn not rice and peas

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

How is Boris Johnson actually a real person 😭

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

I need to start hiding my money from myself

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

Packed lunch everyday is so depressing

[Bylvester Ballone @certieus]

If they showed up to work and school with this energy then would they complain immigrants are taking their opportunities?

[God Save Great Britain @GSGB01]

🚨BREAKING: Official police reports indicate that in excess of 3 MILLION patriots are on the streets of London.

'Who's streets our streets'

Britain is wide awake 🇬�