Tristan

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[Tristan @certifiablebaby]

@jk_rowling For someone who puts emphasis- in this very post- on the blindness caused by privilege and wealth, you ironically can’t seem to grasp that being kind costs you nothing. It’s true for anyone that hate is a boomerang that comes back. Your position doesn’t shield you from that.

[Tristan @certifiablebaby]

me playing oblivion remastered on minimal graphics while my gaming laptop is smoking and coughing up blood

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney Cleveland Apologist @lesbeyonsay]

the bob being connected to her eye liner??!!

[Tristan @certifiablebaby]

God help anyone who gets between me and my favorite spoon

[Tristan @certifiablebaby]

@superd0ne Lmao “Anna was machts du?” While you’re literally floating

[Santa Decides (correct version)🇵🇸 @santabutcool11]

This is why I check the list twice

[⛪️🐁 @kirchenmausi]

incredible thrift store find today

[Tristan @certifiablebaby]

@RezaC1 @but_cyclists @CitiBikeNYC 🥾 😛

[Yennifer 🇭🇳 @queenyennifer_]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

DYSENTERY????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Tristan @certifiablebaby]

@TheNCSmaster Sears Tower erasure

[gooch gobbler™ @gnarlywolf_]

this bitch don’t know bout pangea

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Important reminder that this woman got annoyed by her puppy so she shot it in the head execution style

[Tristan @certifiablebaby]

@RealJamesWoods So can we still report posts for blatant racism, or does X not care about that?

[cres 🍀 @yxwns]

oh husbant. you spent all our money on trinkets and now we’re homeless

[Tristan @certifiablebaby]

@WHITEH0TPEPPERS So was the Rihanna prediction like your free space, or..?

[Oscar lives rent free @RagnaMarkndRoll]

brother it is the GALACTIC SENATE.