lil

[lil @certified_barb_]

when nicki minaj said “i’m a bad bitch i’m a cunt” i felt that

[lil @certified_barb_]

had a hot girl in my bed and all I did was force her to watch reels while I wheezed in her ear

[lil @certified_barb_]

I’m having Taco Bell at my wedding @tacobell

[lil @certified_barb_]

if I get robbed they’re gonna have to pry my iPad and Apple Pencil from my hands

[Flow Hardy @flowhardy_]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[sao @bedr8que]

omg guys did you know when you push someone away they actually 😭😭😭😭😭stay 😭😭😭😭away😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lil @certified_barb_]

my version of antidepressants is blasting 2016 rap in my ears till they bleed

[lil @certified_barb_]

seeing everything on my vision board start to come into my reality

[lil @certified_barb_]

drink a celsius and suddenly i love my life

[lil @certified_barb_]

she’s still legally married bro

[lil @certified_barb_]

not my ex’s friend who I hung out with multiple times hitting on me HELLO?? where’s the friendship loyalty

[lil @certified_barb_]

lesbians are crazy

[lil @certified_barb_]

i love tea so much🫖

[lil @certified_barb_]

zero skip album
#kaliuchis

[lil @certified_barb_]

unpopular opinion but I lowkey love discussion boards like my opinion will be heard

[lil @certified_barb_]

If ur gonna be a psycho crazy bitch atleast stand by that and don’t preach love and kindness

[lil @certified_barb_]

bro the minions movies are never ending like how many plots can there be bro

[lil @certified_barb_]

I don’t have a baby name list but I do have a cat name list

[miya @miyarah_]

los gatos se bañan con su lengua apestosa a pescado pero luego huelen a nube de algodón mezclado con galletita, no lo entiendo

[yourgirl🧚‍♀️ @gloryshekkinah]

if i'm ever in a coma please put lipgloss on my lips

[yon 👁️👁️ @laflarehigh]

Arguing with my fucking cat