Ms Ozempic🪼

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the bed)

[Edem Goget’em @iamedem]

Instead of training for the World Cup ..You are busy saying “Go bek “ Go bek”

[Deejay 🅿️ @PlayboiPea]

If a baddie asks you to watch love island you turn on love island

[MUFASA♈ @Hamwakadryden]

Hand break is a total love song

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Akunzima kwa casual sex, this man gave me a high five 🖐️ to say goodbye 😭😭😭😭

[The Ghost Bestie @theghostbestie]

@elsdawg The listening through our phones and hear us moaning

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

White toes don’t hit like baby pink & french tip

[. @Fimiye]

not really a fan of chocolate unless it’s a dark skinned woman

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I will never call someone a “situationship” Stevie Wonder invented the term “part-time lover” for a reason

[‘𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚒 @_Doit4daBaee_]

Drake and Loe Shimmy needa add at least another minute to I’m Spent

[Notoriously petite waisted user. @Bamamabalinaa]

The kids are getting phuza face at 20, BAN VODYS !!!!! We need to fight that stuff 😭!!!!

[Ms Ozempic🪼 @certified_beez]

The probability (considering Sexual assault reporting rates in Africa are lower than 20%) of ever being falsely accused is still under 1% over a lifetime.
So if you find yourself being accused NEWS FLASH !!! you’re a RAPIST

[Ms Ozempic🪼 @certified_beez]

out of 1,000 sexual assaults, about 30% (300 cases) are reported, and around 2% to 10% of those reports are false, using a midpoint of 5%, that’s about 15 false report meaning for you idiots false accusations make up a small minority of reported cases and roughly 1–3%.

[🦋 @ItsCristalV_]

Also FUUUUUUUUCK these iPhones and their whack ass fucking storage problems

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

& again don’t send me nothing about nobody I don’t fuck with no more unless it’s a obituary 🙃

[Nima 🤎🤎 @its_me_Nima]

And suddenly I’m 23
And my dating bracket has reached a 30 yr old man😭😭

[cee @1ovesickkk]

“i love your personality” thanks! its pieces of everyone ive ever loved and lost

[Slim Thick ᥫ᭡ @slim_ma97]

how you the birthday & yo nigga beat on you ? ho you the pinàta 🎉

[: @sn0oozey]

Sometimes I look back at my childhood and yea there’s no way I was ever going to turn out normal there was just no way