certifiedsmartestblondealive

life ruiner. certified smartest blonde. highest value gender. scorpio moon. 5 years til i face a life sentence. enjoying my freedom.

[໊ @user0000O0]

i’m locking in
i’m locking i
i’m locking
i’m lockin
i’m locki
i’m lock
i’m loc
i’m lo
i’m l
i’m
i’m c
i’m cr
i’m cra
i’m cras
i’m crash
i’m crashi
i’m crashin
i’m crashing
i’m crashing o
i’m crashing ou
i’m crashing out

[໊ @user0000O0]

me after saying it was not that serious

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

the truth will prevail

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

MAINTENANCE

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

when ur boss locks u inside the establishment because u sat in the bathroom for too long >>>>

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

over promising and under delivering is a form of betrayal idc

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

a breakup vape shall suffice

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

only niggas with $ be calling napkins serviettes

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

not for runny noses

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

kleenex is used for cleaning up cum and tears from girls nonsense

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

if the grass isn’t greener on the other side i’ll just fertilize it no problem

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

just cuz u dress fly don’t hide the fact that u still fat as fuck

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

grown ass man with a gluten intolerance 🤨

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

SPOTIFY WRAPPED DROPPED ⬇️

[potato marie @anielizarmly]

there’s something soulless about pulling out

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

i know a closeted “straight” man hate to see me coming

[certifiedsmartestblondealive @certifiedblawnd]

god bless the men who don’t give a fuck about posting on social media