Anything lan qiren i fw heavy 🤘🏻 | the old man takes it up in the ass round here | Current Hyperfixations: Rencheng Allren Nielan Wriolette | pfp: @/crabyue
i think ive over the years unintentionally read 1 too may fics of lan qiren being lwk traumatized by qingheng jun (written by MULTIPLE writers but somehow similar characterization) and now the revised version suddenly dropped a lore bomb abt him on a random saturday like🧍
how they found hes actually a guy but jc already named him 小云 (little cloud) so they just kept calling him that.
still doesnt stop the kids from dressing him up with dresses and accessories though.
(he tells himself this is enrichment for young minds)
lqr got turned into a cat and is asking jc for help to turn him back but jc doesnt speak meow meow and he just adopts nyanren and pampers him with food, high quality collars, stacks of books for him to nap on, pets and cuddles.
lqr who had never in his life been spoiled before: ?????? wait this is nice
the only problem is jc seems to think hes a girl.
jc thought nyanren is a very patient cat since he never minded when the kids play w him too roughly.
then the little girls play dress up w him which is
turned away from the scene and also away from him too but he still can clearly see the tip of his bright red ears.
just before he could ask questions, he woke up… with a boner but that’s not the main point.
//back to bbygirlifying the old man🫡
jc should not have used that incense burner his IDIOT brother gave him. he shouldve known the fucker is up to no good when wwx insisted he light this when they’re together.
it’s coming from lqr… which would not be possible for a beta.
who wouldve thought gml would dream of himself as an omega.
jc went in closer to double check and oh it’s sweet bc gml is leaking slick.
what a scent.
jc looked back at where gml was standing and he had his back