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fwitter

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how I feel ordering from food trucks

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every time someone gave me more work to do today I kept hoping they would say april fools

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im going stale

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ive been doing a lot of work at my job lately and i dont appreciate it

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holey is the cheese that wears the wig

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@higary__ Thank u gary

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when I get drunk I start demonstrating ballet positions.
Tonight I demonstrated ballet positions

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there is simply more shit than can be shat im afraid

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Cancel beer

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gonna take tylenol when im pregnant cuz Isaac needs someone to play warhammer with

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“in my healthy girl era” i say as i drink cotton candy flavored water and eat 5 gluten free cinnamon rolls

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Sucks

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i am a dirty dog and Colorado is my mistress

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great grandpappy: “back in my day we didn’t even need the bucket”

me:

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GODDDDDDD what have you done! ur a copacabana girl, and you dance at the copacabana

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albuterol: the cool kids weed

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i drinked a lot. i drinked too much. i did not know how much i drinked until i drank.

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after one shot of calvados christian drouin: