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im a cicada, bzzz bz bz bz

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@funnysmartguy12 looks like shit

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The people complaining about the USA bombing Venezuela were real quiet when I was bombing my calculus final 2 weeks ago

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Just went to the civil war but nobody was there, did I get the wrong address?

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Doctors miraculously brought Charlie Kirk back, and here's how 👇

Introducing the brand new Kirk Droid...

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it was fentanyl, bullets don't just do that

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@Grimmshie hey man, lets negotiate... how about just a little change? doesn't sound like too bad of a deal, does it?

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Just saw a dude run over 2 kids like you are not a vibe bro

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I don't really like Hitler, he insists upon himself too much

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Ah— Hey! That's not a perch, little buddy!

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@Tori233m @playboicarti I'm rooting for you dude

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Mixed feelings about the Pope's death. Can't wait till xQc decides my opinion

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@Tori233m @playboicarti C'mon man tell us who won

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@Tori233m @playboicarti Any updates 👀

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You ever be bleeding? You ever just be rubbing one out?

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@Fung_VulT God's chosen leader for the new world

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Complicated circumstances... Does anyone know what xQc has to say? We REALLY need his professional opinion on this matter

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@Fung_VulT He has such a way with words

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@Tori233m @playboicarti How did it go?

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@zXTypical @KamalaHarris No one loves her like I do

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It's okay, @KamalaHarris, don't worry about those assholes... You still have me, I'll make you you forget all about this election