cerys

paris with a K

[cerys @ceryssowen]

Can someone make sure Kristen Wiig sees this please

[cerys @ceryssowen]

that’s my cousin! love u ellyn

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This couple got married at halftime of the Mavs game 💍💙 https://t.co/rwmgtg4tco

[cerys @ceryssowen]

@Free_Love_Tyler i’m dying and appreciate the thought 😩😩😩😩

[cerys @ceryssowen]

@coachenby South Village Grille is my #1 right now, v intimate amazing food and reasonable prices!

[cerys @ceryssowen]

every night at 7:41 my cat Curly starts meowing very loudly and one day I will know what he is talking about

[cerys @ceryssowen]

who is accessing my email???? why are you subscribing to Red Lobster and Massey’s Pizza emails?????

[cerys @ceryssowen]

does anyone else have specific trauma from 2012 involving Whistle While You Twerk

[cerys @ceryssowen]

@bluntsnblondes hey wyd

[cerys @ceryssowen]

Yes we, the Magruder Colonels, did

[#DadClout @_topszn06]

Y’all used to play “I PUT ON FOR MY CITY” in high school during football season and get murked 56-0🤣🤣🤣

[cerys @ceryssowen]

putting myself a wee bit out there...if you like things made with luv check out my art insta :)

[John Legend @johnlegend]

This is intentional. Do not put your ballots in the mail any more.

[cerys @ceryssowen]

how have I lived in Ohio for 6 years and am just now realizing 315 is also called Mooday Jackson Parkway...i’m screaming

[cerys @ceryssowen]

how have I lived in Ohio for 6 years and am just now realizing 315 is also called Mooday Jackson Parkway...i’m screaming

[Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg]

You should be angry this morning that the GOP Senate, which has chosen not to pass coronavirus relief for nearly five *months*—amid an unprecedented economic and health crisis—evidently plans to push through a Supreme Court nominee in just 45 *days*.

[Travis Ragsdale @TravisRagsdale]

1st degree wanton endangerment is a class d felony, carries a penalty of 1-5 years.

IMPORTANT NOTE: The wanton endangerment charges are unrelated to #breonnataylor. They are for firing into neighboring apartments.

[cerys @ceryssowen]

This kid fought a girl, crossed state lines while being underage, brought a big ass gun and killed two people. He wasn’t even in “his community” just say you hate black people Pam.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Pam Bondi calls Kyle Rittenhouse "a little boy out there trying to protect his community."

[cerys @ceryssowen]

this email subject sounds kind of like a swarm of infants and toddlers are coming to kill me...and that still wouldn’t be the worst thing about 2020.

[Anna Yvette 🦄🌊🪐✨ @annayvettemusic]

Our Presidential Candidates are 77 & 74. Our Senate Majority Leader is 78 Our House Speaker is 80 The average age of our Senate is 62. The average age of our House is 57. The average American is 37. Let’s not pretend this isn’t a problem. We need term limits & young ppl in office

[cerys @ceryssowen]

something about 2020 makes me wanna rock the shit out of a middle aged woman so badly

[cerys @ceryssowen]

As an American with a whole half side of British family...this is accurate.