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http://t.co/g5gduI7SiM Facebook needs a "who cares?" button.

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Ah, water. Giver of life. Destroyer of witches. Improver of tee shirt contests. http://t.co/Z3YhbtgA9v

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It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk. http://t.co/v6mQbIJPnQ

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http://t.co/Yo2pDKyQ6e "I NEVER have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo!" - revolutionary shorts designer.

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90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it. http://t.co/JF61NeMbf7

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It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says Cook Shit. http://t.co/ZzxZGW1h

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http://t.co/sv3hbmGR It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power.

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http://t.co/bwLm4G6Y Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep

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http://t.co/AluPRy5K i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes.

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Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it. http://t.co/dSTsjtUs

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http://t.co/qseTr90k I wasn't planning on sleeping with that alchemist, but one thing Pb to another...

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Nunca es tarde para empezar !!