Cesar

just silly tings

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[Cesar @cesaree27]

Clubs don’t play enough will smith

[Cesar @cesaree27]

If I could go back in time, I would’ve invested all my money in break dancing classes

[Cesar @cesaree27]

@Thechrisdrew33 coming out of retirement in October? Pretty sick move for a non gay artistic vampire model marketing genius.

[Cesar @cesaree27]

Growing up is realizing JWoww was always the problem #Jerseyshore

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Cesar @cesaree27]

The limited drop of PSA 10 Poncho Pikachu Gyarados & Magikarp Set is closing soon. Use my code MWVJQ and we both get additional entries in the Drop! https://t.co/hnVXAz2kId

[Cesar @cesaree27]

@MarcusV89 @deals_pokemon Them cards were better off raw

[Cesar @cesaree27]

@momspastasauce You should put this on Threads

[ken @kennethhahn_]

Austin Reaves is so inspirational

[Cesar @cesaree27]

My tattoo artist likes my skin

[Cesar @cesaree27]

…just realized I’m not as funny as these bots say I am…

[Cesar @cesaree27]

15/20 of my last tiktoks have been about Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and the other one.

[Cesar @cesaree27]

I’m the dirtiest whore for Walgreens savings and cash back rewards 😩

[Cesar @cesaree27]

@dieudepeur The water is so bad in Mexico, in public restrooms you have to pay for toilet paper

[Cesar @cesaree27]

Day three of drinking tap water. I can’t feel my left side.

[Cesar @cesaree27]

How do you cure baby fever? fentanyl?

[Cesar @cesaree27]

Xbox identity theft is a serious crime

[Cesar @cesaree27]

There is a little kid in China missing their ballon 🎈

[Cesar @cesaree27]

@LilKowski fuck the shut up

[Cesar @cesaree27]

I sometimes feel like I was once an underground RnB singer who hug around the wrong crowd leading to my ultimate demise before the skin on my face could feel the light of fame