Cesar Piri

I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a God.

[Cesar Piri @cesarpiri_]

Guys will look at you more than their girl does

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And he’s eating fries, idc if you’re snacking but my boy I can hear you chewing and breathing loud as FUCK!

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Should’ve just waited on the waymo ‘cause the Lyft driver isn’t playing music and all I hear is his loud ass breathing from his stuffed up ass nose

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https://t.co/B5nuNE3Svj

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@BeeCeeForty5 @dom_lucre Shannon sharpe like “🤣😂👀🤣”

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Ahhh, soft slavery.
Interesting….

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@erickarcelliott see, I listen to music through YouTube music so I can listen to GTEARZ all the time, just wondering what were the samples that couldn’t get cleared from this 🔥

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Shit breaks my heart

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I get a little drunk and want to post shit

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Shoutout to google I really didn’t think humming a song would be recognized but it got it lmao

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I met kenny beats bro

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Nah that’s harassment

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This fool literally sees cars going around the waymo and still honks at it lol

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@gregorylewisjr @onikascumragg @shannonsharpeee Tripping lol

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@shannonsharpeee The people she was interviewing is the reason she got views and follows, she has no personality and even if it’s dry humor, she fucking sucks at it. Been annoyed with her since that first interview that funny Marco was carrying.

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Stuck on stupid, literally super glued to it

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@iamjohnoliver tonight, shout out for the tickets