ceri osborne

Eat, sleep, breathe, repeat. Be nice.

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

Yet again, @McDonalds disappoint. Waited an age at the drive through for the food and half is missing 😒😡
Ordered at @McDonaldsUK Wilnecote and no desserts. Ev-ry-time. Paying for nothing AGAIN. 🤬

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@ChrisMoyles if you didn't hear the intro to tonight's Masterchef, you need to get listening- there's a clip especially for you 😉

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@joelycett (oops, I didn't do it to the right account did I?) Glad for you and your hot bin. I think it's the way to get all the pussy ;-)

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@joelycett is a nuns queef trapped in the lift of Trump Tower

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@Baddiel watching SU2C Bake Off with my 9 year and he points to you on the screen and shouts 'Jurassic Park!' You and Jeff Goldblum, separated at birth... 😉

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

Hi @ChrisMoyles please wish my husband a happy tinfinity! 10 years married today ,20 yrs of love and friendship,celebrating with day drinking&wrecking a hotel room! Ceri&Marc in Tamworth

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

Loved wearing the sash at BCU to open @XChange2020 #showthesash #iwd2020

A great month ahead!

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@amahra_ how would you like to come and speak to the @BCUEnglish students of Birmingham City University? @homeofpolar said you are an amazing Brummie and a perfect fit for what we are after. I'm the Student Success Advisor, get in touch, would love to hear from you!

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

Ahhh... she nearly had me in tears!
I do this job because of the amazing students, and… https://t.co/fnRvjEYvBn

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

My 2 current study reads and my 2 favourite fun reads.
Gotta love a good book. Especially when… https://t.co/A9ZOchRcYK

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

I said to the hubbie, 'suprise me with some cereal'.
He did the best one.
Day off starting… https://t.co/cVmbBDZlNM

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@BCUEnglish There are peiple taking info outside uni at Eastside park:DO NOT give any personal details or bank details over to anyone.#mybcu

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@jemaness @TheBlindOlive no need to reevaluate, you are finally right as you are son

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@DrKateWhittaker fingers smushed crossed!

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@DrKateWhittaker what what WHAAAAAT!!!! For reals this is back?!? 😍😍😍 swoon

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

The NHS is having to do more and more with less and less - pls RT if you are proud of our dedicated NHS staff #NHSMillion

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@devonmomentum @Jo_Bell the family can't pay so the child is punished for their financial hardship. Seems fair. Sorry, I meant vulgar&cruel

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

Seriously. The tories are VILE https://t.co/ivd3kjYWEt

[Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell]

What the fuck has happened to us?

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@chaaardavies @DrKateWhittaker what with your demure and subtle accent of the great Bristiolia, "Alright my lovers!" whilst wheeling ur case

[ceri osborne @cesborne]

@chaaardavies @DrKateWhittaker do it, do it, do it *if she asks, I had nothing to do with this ;-)*