Chelsey Esopenko

I am a tender heart, Ringette coaching, sarcastic human. 🦓

[Chelsey Esopenko @cesopenko09]

Hey @HelloBello! You’ve tricked me! “Two cute designs” is in fact one & doesn’t match the box!

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How did I start my day? Oh, my daughter spitting up on my forehead, is how. #parenting

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They say kids change you. I disagree. Matt and I raged so hard tonight. After we put Jo down, we put away our laundry and now watching the Oiler game and eating popcorn. We party hard.

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Christmas Cash in Your Pocket #giveaway #win https://t.co/olP1KXAsh6

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The amount of times I’ve said “she must be getting teeth” in the last 4 months and her not have anything is entertaining. One of these times, I will be right. Right? #firsttimemom

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[Chelsey Esopenko @cesopenko09]

Did I buy matching Christmas PJs for my little family this year? You betcha and I can’t wait. #matchymatchy

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Husband and baby outside listening to music & using the smoker. I have my feet up relaxing. It’s been a good day. #lazysunday

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The panic that goes through you when you are about to sneeze and have a sleeping baby on you is pretty funny. Pulling a muscle because you are trying not to move is not so funny. #gettingolder

[Chelsey Esopenko @cesopenko09]

@CalgaryU19AA2 Here we go Fusion!

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Today was my last day of work before the baby. I do not have alarm set for next week. Feeling weird emotions about having no plan, no place to be & no projects. #unemployedtillmomlife

[Chelsey Esopenko @cesopenko09]

@2023CanadaGames it’s disappointing to watch Ringette being streamed and they are mispronouncing girls names. It would not have been hard to ask prior to game time. Families are watching at home and this is a big stage for them to have their name said incorrectly.

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@AnnaKendrick47 Nettle tea!

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Win an Edmonton Oilers Experience #giveaway #win https://t.co/ZaI8HIOXNy

[Chelsey Esopenko @cesopenko09]

Pregnancy hormone moment: watched the first Harry Potter this morning. At the end, when longbottom gets the 10 points, I cried. #20weeks

[Chelsey Esopenko @cesopenko09]

My favourite Saturday. I am reading on the couch and Matthew is upstairs playing the piano. It’s my happy place. #marriedlife

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Brother: are you watching the hockey game?
Nephew: I am not from your country, I don’t have to cheer for your team
Me: oh yeah?
Nephew: I was cheering for LA. Now Calgary. Oilers suck! #thisis7

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Fell down my stairs today. I miss working from home. I don’t think I can call in and say I can’t make it because I’m dumb and ache all over. #soclumsy

[Chelsey Esopenko @cesopenko09]

@ZachHyman thank you! You were amazing tonight. #gooilersgo