cess

[grace davies @gracedavies]

omg i’m stuck behind nadine coyle on the motorway

[cess @cess_baker]

These are killing me 😩😩😩

[Aaron @aaron_stzy]

Your bird slaps her knee and says "right then" before getting up and leaving

[Ola J.O @ola825]

August has felt like drinking a Capri Sun

[cess @cess_baker]

Why do I feel old when I put in skinny jeans wtf

[cess @cess_baker]

Just found out my Dad has 7 dogs booking my flight asap

[cess @cess_baker]

Am I gonna be just as gassed about every sunset for the rest of my life???

[cess @cess_baker]

@xxmsfxx @farahrogers_x needed to hear it from someone else

[g a b y @gabydvj]

boob art (prints, vases, mugs, etc) is the live laugh love equivalent for women in their late 20s who live in brooklyn

[cess @cess_baker]

Casa Amor has not taught us anything we don’t already know ladies

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

everyone wear your face spf, suncream, drink your water and hiss at catcallers today x

[cess @cess_baker]

@hansmollman @farahrogers_x ouch

[Gary Burton @TheOfficialGRB]

It’s like we’re being governed by a posh version of The Inbetweeners.

[Aydin Dikerdem @AydinDikerdem]

I see the sky-pool in my ward is trending. So a good opportunity to talk about Nine Elms and the role Wandsworth Tory Council and the then Mayor, Boris Johnson, played in shaping this part of London/ (thread)

[cess @cess_baker]

@farahrogers_x @onacasella U know u don’t need to tell me twice

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

saying ‘i have money tied up in investments’ to describe having asos returns i haven’t sent back yet

[cess @cess_baker]

I hate myself for saying it but I actually need a boyfriend just for when I’m ill I can’t be independent female during this time

[cess @cess_baker]

@farahrogers_x Erased from my memory

[Steffan-Chad @IamSteffandChad]

Going to the gym gives you energy but you need energy to go to the gym. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.