cessytheoracle

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[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

@parody_ceo You didn’t dodge a bullet, sir.. YOU were the bullet.

[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

@M1KEchandize 😭😭

[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

Look, I like to think of myself as a very reasonable person. I can take bad news, disappointment, stress, unexpected bills, and even people testing my patience. But there are some things that should never happen, and putting onions inside puff-puff is one of them.

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

It cost you $0.00 to retweet.

[superdad @udysznx]

i don look prices of things, i don look people salaries. nigerians we need to hit the streets, this is not normal i swear

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Children's day is in 2 days.

I ask of you:

Join me in bullying every single brand that intends to put out children's day celebratory posts.

There are children currently in captivity for the past 10 days - tiring out day and night.

We can't afford to celebrate children's day.

[𝐿𝑢𝑠ℎ//𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑙𝑢𝑔 ❤︎ @ms___dale]

Tinubu is soo lucky, what did he do differently?
Nigerians are really suffering and everyone is just quiet.

[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

Pour me waterrrrr guyy

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

If you lost weight, I lost some too - President Tinubu acknowledges Nigerians

[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

@thejacobsss Walai

[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

Maybe Nigerians should pull a Nepal.

[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

Where's this country even headed? Every day I see news of someone getting kidnapped and pleading for ransom. This is so tiring 😫

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Fuel is ₦1350.
Cement is ₦12,000.
Band A is ₦250/kWh.
A loaf of bread is ₦2000.
Cooking gas is ₦1700/kg.
A kilo of turkey is ₦11,000.
One crate of egg is ₦7,500.
A carton of Indomie is ₦11,000.
The Hungry man size is ₦21,000.
Pampers (Jumbo pack) is ₦40,000
Children pay over ₦600K in public universities.

But they should Relax, Tinubu is fixing Nigeria?

[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

@jesu__tofunmii Omo. How are people even surviving.

[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

@Amarachukwuuu Gbam!

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

I have said this for years and I will keep saying it: maternal mortality in Nigeria is not falling because the system is not built for the woman.

Skilled birth attendance: 45% in 2018. 46% in 2023.

One percentage point in five years is not progress. It is the same emergency wearing new clothes.

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

I'm certain that Nigeria won't change until we youths start beating up our elders for their terrible behavior.

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

To fight for Nigeria , you have to fight Nigerians

Nigerians are deeply inlove with their oppressors ! I never see this kind thing before for my life .

Are you people allergic to good life ?

[cessytheoracle @cessyonuba]

@jesu__tofunmii Them no need tell me twice😂😂😂

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Just pass this on. Don’t say anything.
Make sure you keep passing it on.

[JUST KINGS @JustKingss]

If this appears on your timeline just repost it.

#EndPoliceBrutality ✊🏾

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

I’m yet to reach the peak of my beauty and that's something to look forward to.