dark scary allie in Mtl

Fading out into an indifferent middle age.

[dark scary allie in Mtl @cestunepipe]

Après moi, le délulu

[dark scary allie in Mtl @cestunepipe]

Wtf do yall even know abt putting zapp’s voodoo chips in trader joe’s hatch chili mac and cheese

[dark scary allie in Mtl @cestunepipe]

John Denver had the soul of a troubadour and the teeth of a possessed ventriloquist dummy

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it:
(1) the Spanish way
(2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before
(3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha

[alex @bantheshift]

“we’re here to play baseball” he tells himself after going out of his way to make a statement completely unrelated to baseball while invalidating an entire community that is the fabric of the very city he plays in

[dark scary allie in Mtl @cestunepipe]

I bet it was fun to be on the research team that decided how much hot sauce to put in the individual packets

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

Rangers get swept. Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[tyler seguin’s burner account @strangesoups]

in the US, about 95% of men identify as straight. so 5% are not straight. there are ~2,400 active players in the big 4. basic math says there should be ~120 non-straight players then. and yet there are 0 OPENLY gay/bi players. maybe pride is a little more necessary than you think

[Ben Campbell @BenCampb_]

The origin of Pride Nights in sports was "Gay and Lesbian Night at Dodger Stadium", an apology to a lesbian couple who had been kicked out of a previous game

The whole idea is to show that everyone is welcome in baseball and people still can't grasp that a quarter century later

[dark scary allie in Mtl @cestunepipe]

The intentional obtuseness is fucking enraging, I hate these guys so much and by guys I mean low IQ Christo-fascist apologists

[Blake Niemann @Blakes_Take2]

D-backs pitcher Ryan Thompson, who is a proclaimed Christian, spoke on the MLB warning SF Giants players who wrote Bible verses on Pride Night caps:

"I think there's a perceived negativity with this stuff. Landen Roupp wrote a verse on his hat that means he's anti something. That doesn't mean that. It means that he's pro something. So the rainbow means something to him. It means that he believes in the Noahic Covenant being something that's special to us as Christians."

[KNBR @KNBR]

"They were in for a rude awakening with the response and it wasn't just from the gay community. It was from the Northern California community that supports the gay community."

Five minutes of Mike Krukow on the Pride Night controversy via @knbrmurph & @MarkusBoucher.

"When you're a player in this environment, it's your responsibility to know just how sensitive this city is in regards to that culture of freedom in the way you live your life."

[DrDinD🟧🇺🇲🇺🇦 He/Him @DrDinD]

I hope that @sfgiants legend Jeremy Affeldt might have a talk with these pitchers. Affeldt was traded to the Giants as a young Christian conservative. Whenever he visited the city before that, he was afraid to leave his hotel room because of his trepidation about the LGBTQ culture in SF and "SF Values."

But the city transformed him.

“I see more San Francisco as a city of love and a city of passion and compassion. It’s unbelievable this city. To see that and to have my heart change as a city I didn’t ever want to come to, to a city that I’m so thankful I’m going to be part of for a long time, it talks about that. For me, it was an awesome deal.”

"He also credits a gay Starbucks employee for revealing his bias to him, recalling how the man’s casual interactions with Affeldt’s family showed him that there is “no difference, none” between gay people and straight people."

Affeldt created an organization to fight human trafficking during his years in San Francisco.
https://t.co/8TeEtHph8t

[Laciel 🐞 @oungbug]

the old strict gay council will now decide your fate, be careful white boy

[dark scary allie in Mtl @cestunepipe]

@777cakee I’ve never followed an acct so fast in my life

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[dark scary allie in Mtl @cestunepipe]

Many reasons to mourn Southwest’s open seating era, but I do miss the thrill of finding a masked gay to sit next to in complete silence

[void🔮⁺༓☾ vamp ilya 📌 @celestevoid]

shane: okay so we're enemies but i get injured really bad and have no where else to go, so i-

ilya: who did this to you??

shane: oh yeah perfect you get it

[dark scary allie in Mtl @cestunepipe]

Prepared to perform many feats of strength and will to win the affections of CJ Jackson like just lmk

[dark scary allie in Mtl @cestunepipe]

Not to be endlessly charmed by our fuckass airport but there is a Books With Pictures kiosk in concourse E 😭😭😭