Cat Evans

Well at least I make myself laugh.

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

In other news, do you like my courgette? 🥒

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

@haveigotnews Merry Christmas to A11 and to A11 a good night!

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

Whoever working at @FirstIpswich that decided it was a good idea to have the advert for the film "Saw X" on the side of a school bus, should really reconsider their employment.

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

No one:

Not a soul:

Mosquito: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

@bethicillin Maybe he's playing the long game. He might win you by the time he's in his mid 70s. Then Hugh Grant will be in a rom com based on your love story.

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

@bethicillin 28p? I'm not made of money!

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

Oops. I tripped and fell on seven luxury flats.

[Gina Miller @thatginamiller]

This man is our Chancellor!?!

'Honest mistake': Jeremy Hunt sorry for failure to declare luxury flats purchase https://t.co/u6ZkvXFZRo

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Can't wait to get sued for having a pet aisle

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

@bethicillin I was thinking "Would take a lot to surprise me..."

It managed.

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

@bethicillin https://t.co/tNeOHQbDKQ

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

@bethicillin Could've been worse. Could've been pickled onions. That was a smelly few days.

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

@CBeebiesHQ When your two year old in the back of the car comes out with "Around the corner, not far away, Lukey is going to Grampy's today"

His longest ever sentence. Not sure if I'm proud.

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

Don't you hate it when you've already brushed your teeth but you get a second wave of needing evening chocolate

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Nice to see they’re finally being honest 👀

[Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot]

Others had the chicken

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Darren Tarbard @tarbard]

I made a device that checks the council website and lights up to show you what colour bin to put out. I call it the Bindicator.

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

I've never related to a book more

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

Honestly, this episode winds me up almost as much as our current government. Those characters have no boundaries at all. It's like "oh Bing. You broke my phone. Are you alright? I'm sorry that breaking my possessions and lying about it makes you sad."

[Cat Evans @cevans_92]

@bethicillin Doesn't mean we can't click though 🤌