Francisco Escobar Alvarez

Baseball handicapper, master fisherman and expert in all other things. The Real USC Alumn. Formerly Jeff McHits. 🇮🇱 #1marcusstromanhater

[Francisco Escobar Alvarez @cezell32]

Mets fucking suck. Fire everyone

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You’re a sad puppet Jon Heyman

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@GiraffeNeckMarc @JeffPassan

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@Mets We’re cooked. See you next season

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Fire Carlos Mendoza

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@GiraffeNeckMarc APA infinite tonight

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@James_Schiano @GiraffeNeckMarc

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I have invented a new stat stemming from my hours and hours wasted watching the 2025 Mets. (Thread)

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Unfortunately for the 2025 Mets, there are many many players who have caused me to think, say, and type, “ass”.

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@anonymous20852 @GingrichSports If you have watched this team at all you would know RISP has not been the issue in this struggle over the past month.

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@Mets @moomoo Papa

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@MetsdUp 🫃🏻

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Are Mets back?

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I hate the Mets right now

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Boycotting this shit fucking team. ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS. FUCK YOU METS

[Francisco Escobar Alvarez @cezell32]

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Cancel the season. Mets are ASS

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Mets are back