Chris

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@mortonie @NYCTheMiC They were probably instructed to send their whole paycheck to Israel and to make the game look real

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@mortonie @NYCTheMiC Farter Shart is lucky those officials were not the judge in his court case, or else he would be in jail right now

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@JLazzy23

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@inthemiddle889 @VGC_News Let’s see YOUR game running on series S

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@Musk_killed_tw @JLazzy23 On the local radio broadcast, they said Blake was serving a bench minor that they called on Brindamour for being a Tyrannosaurus rex

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@HC66Holden @LeoCognetti @mymixtapez It worked for Joe Biden

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@GerryCallahan

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@NYCTheMiC After the Brett Howden trade, Chris Drury received a lifetime ban from the special Olympics, for being too retarded for the Special Olympics

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@NYCTheMiC Will only miss a shift or two, but will look like Chris Drury for the rest of his life

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@NYCTheMiC Drury’s nose looks like the Michelin Man

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@NYCTheMiC @cptdankkk It’s funny because if NFL players were white like NHL players, the prosecution would somehow fail in court every single time.

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@spencejumpman @theleighp When two big companies like ABC and DIRECTV are in a dispute, they will never tell us that the truth

I may have been rude, but I was the only one providing the correct answer.

You provided absolutely nothing and are being rude yourself. So you can get the fuck out of here.

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@les_viking56654 It costs thousands of dollars to go to a Knicks game, even when the team is bad. But MSG still sells out anyway.

What more are New Yorkers supposed to even do? 🤣

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@NYCTheMiC

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@GardenFaithful Chris Drury probably got back eight 55 gallon barrels of hot oil pizza oil in the Howden trade though

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@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @VivaLaStool @FrankTheTankHQ Oh shit frank is finally gonna get circumcised.

They should use all his extra skin for skin grafts on burned firefighters with 5th and 6th degree burns

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@stevkev1701 @IIHFHockey The photo and caption implies that she is as dead as a doornail

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@Twitmama09 @IIHFHockey

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@Breakthecycle2 @popup_tddy If you shart on the floor, you get a mandatory spray in the eyes.

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@Breakthecycle2 @popup_tddy Yeah, the colony Grill bathroom attendant is actually a really nice guy.

He will give you 7 grams, for free, if you leave the bathroom without sharting on the floor.

It’s very rare for customers to earn it though.