Hessel, Can turn gold into lead

Dr. Hessel (not a real doctor), Vtuber guy, likes to do stuff
I do not have a custom model
More stuff to come

yt: @c.Hessel

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Marisa has found Professor Farnsworth's Finglonger

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@ploverdere you dodging the pinkertons

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i absolutely adore the VA-11 HALL-A soundtrack and especially the new release 10th memory sound but unfortunately I cannot listen to it since i've been pavloving myself for over 6 years to become incredibly productive when listening to this soundtrack

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"batter up!" they say as the pitcher tosses my dullahan'ed head towards the man with an overly long coat. I tell him it looks like shit before he scores a home run and I get to join the stars

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deadlock hubris is believing i'm finally out of hell before getting matched with a billy piloted by the fruit fly who thinks Q is a rotting banana. gets parried twice before the first creeps crash and dies instantly

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@ploverdere don't they execute idols behind the shed if they ever stop being single

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@AjisaOrten every dusk is followed by a glorious dawn my friend

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@ChazakielDoremi what if someone wished for Kyuubey's civilization to be glassed. what would he do

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@toastoffire elite gt skin

[donald boat @laserboat999]

I CONDEMN AND DISAVOW THIS STATEMENT CHUDS PLEASE STOP REPOSTING THIS AB-SO-LUTE BULL-SHIT I WROTE WHEN I WAS SEVEN AND TEN YEARS OLD AIN’T NOTHIN SPECIAL ABOUT READING ITS JUST “SOMETHING YOU DO” LIKE EATING OR DRINKING OR WALKING THE DOG. IT’S HEALTHY AND GOOD FOR EVERYONE. IF I COULD RE-WORD AND RE-STATE I WOULD SAY: “THOSE WHO CONSTRUCT AN IDENTITY AROUND THEIR LITERACY SPECIFICALLY AS IT RELATES TO THEIR PLACE IN AN IMAGINED HIERARCHY ARE GENERALLY UNPLEASANT TO BE AROUND ESPECIALLY TO BEINGS OF THE LADYLIKE PERSUASION AND THUSLY MAKE A BIG STINK ON THE PLANET WHERE THERE SHOULD BE EQUANIMITY AND GOOD FEELING AMONG ALL THE FELLOWS OF THE EARTH AND ANYBODY WHO BLAMES THEIR LACK OF SUCCESS WITH THE FAIRER SEX ON THEIR PERUSAL OF THE FIRST SIX PAGES OF TWENTY BOOKS THEY HEARD ABOUT ON THE INTERNET IS CAUGHT ASS-BACKWARDS IN A SNARE OF HIS VERY OWN DESIGN.” WE COULD ALL DO WITH A LITTLE LESS DISCUSSION OF “BOYS AND GIRLS” AS IF WE ARE IN THE ELEMENTARY RECESS GROUND CASTING SAND INTO EACH OTHERS EYES AND RUNNING IN FEAR OF COOTIES. HERE’S SOME “POLITICAL MATH” FOR YOU:

L + O + V + E = THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE US

NEVER TAG ME IN SOME SHIT LIKE THIS LIKE THIS AGAIN

Your Friend & Lover,
Donald J. Boat

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@7starsmessenger That's how it is, you know?

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@ChazakielDoremi do you think all those random jump cuts are from bad editing or do you think the game actually just plays like that

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@7starsmessenger Dangerous tautologies surround us

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putting steam big picture mode button right next to the minimize button feels like entrapment. absolute masterclass of ux

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musk is practicing voter supression against me

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implies that the sparkles are real and aren't stylistic. The Lash truly is beautiful

[Landy @LandyRS]

Funniest discovery I've made: Lash's sparkles aren't a particle effect, they're part of his fucking GEOMETRY and use a scrolling texture to turn on/off

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was listening to deadlock voicelines on the wiki and heard one which wasn't supposed to be there. rat king and abrams. the abrams one was lone, none of the other lines were there. tried to download the audio and it disappeared

i don't think they've even recorded that line yet.

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the krillpod is a dangerous artifact. 6400 soul item

[Sarzul @kody_not_cody]

@AaeEfaAtto He was creepier while I was making him.

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@FayeDrosera She is successful. Let us relish and rejoice in this moment