Chett Farkleton

Father of 3 || 2007 Chevy Silverado owner

[g @6hibal]

ex situationship dropped another banger

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@Arbitrary_user @siziyman @mattyglesias Not as good as Bam though

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Russini was only Vrabels work wife, everyone needs to calm down

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@kingstoncampos @JalinTroutman35 @grok we’re destroying the planet so this fucking retard doesn’t have to do 5th grade math for 20 seconds

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@smooth703 @AdamSchefter this is our year brother

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Babe, you’ve hardly touched your juul pod advent calendar

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Wife just cooked me. Might not recover from this one.

[Chett Farkleton @CFarkleton45685]

Oh wow Black Friday deals starting today? No thanks. Black Friday used to be special. Deals so good we would kill each other with hammers in Walmart for them. We used to be a real country 😔

[Michael Scimbobulous, CFA @ScrimboSaggins]

Kids be emailing me for networking like I’m gonna respond. Meanwhile a kid from my fraternity hits me up and I always take the time. Why? Because I slathered that kid in BBQ sauce and made him do bear crawls around my yard on a 100 degree day. He’s earned it

[LeJohn Holbrook @PapiJawn5]

Not today Israel

[Chett Farkleton @CFarkleton45685]

A dude really got assassinated for rage baiting college kids

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mine calls out to me from my closet like the green goblin mask

[Herbie Jefferson, YN. @wuunhunnit]

Soon, my love. Soon.

[yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi]

two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog

[Chett Farkleton @CFarkleton45685]

Real prison reform would be where white collar offenders would take violent offenders under their wing like a big brother program to teach them how to do crime correctly

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Back in my day, quarterbacks fought dogs like real mean

[Carson T. Kay, CFB Analyst @TKayAnalyst]

BREAKING: TCU QB Josh Hoover is the first ever collegiate athlete to come out as a furry, per sources.

Pictures were shown of him dressing up in a fursuit at a Fort Worth convention.

[Chett Farkleton @CFarkleton45685]

Tiger woods. 2 sport goat

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Hey Alexa, say the n word

[celine dionysus / FISHER THING on bandcamp 🌌 @celinedionysus_]

all my haters become laminators when i visit the kinko's of success

[Chett Farkleton @CFarkleton45685]

@deanjnorris @JetBlue No it’s bc ur mom blew me on a jet once